Wooden Dick Charcuterie Platter And Cheese Board

(36 customer reviews)

$14.00

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SKU: B0BXM298D1 Category: Tag:

Material

Wood
Brand

UKNBEY
Occasion

Picnic
Style

15.8" Right
Shape

Round
Seasons

All Seasons
Product Dimensions

15.7"L x 9.7"W x 0.6"Th
Number of Pieces

1
Pattern

Solid
Size

Large
Item Weight

11.3 ounces
Is Microwaveable

No
Is Dishwasher Safe

No
ASIN

B0BXLZYKQW
Customer Reviews

3.9 out of 5 stars
Best Sellers Rank

#32,895 in Kitchen & Dining (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining) #44 in Cheese Servers
Date First Available

March 6, 2023

36 reviews for Wooden Dick Charcuterie Platter And Cheese Board

  1. Holly Bussell –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Thin material

    This item, although hysterical, is cheaply made. The shipping package envelope does not help maintain it being in tact upon delivery. The first one arrived with a huge crack. I ordered a replacement and returned the original. The second one arrived cracked as well. It wasn’t as bad as the first one and the recipient decided to keep it knowing it was really just a disposable item.

  2. Sydney –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious

    This serving board is hilarious and very well made. It’s sturdy and holds quite a lot of food. I used this for a recent bachelorette party and it was a huge hit! Everyone took pictures with it 🤣

    One person found this helpful

  3. Kelly –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious yet usable!

    Giving this board as a gift and already having great laughs!! Well made and usable too!

    One person found this helpful

  4. Christopher Martin –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Junk

    This product is very cheap quality… yea it looks like a penis but don’t let the size foolYou.. it’s definitely much smaller then the picture shows!!!

  5. Jasmine Garate –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Dimensions

    Make sure to read the dimensions. Don’t reference the picture.

  6. Otisette –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Unable to use for more than one person.

    The item is very small.

  7. B.BrennanB.Brennan –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect wood 😂

    This charcuterie board is in the shape of a dick. You can pick from left or right curve. There are three sections where you can place items. The base , mid and tip is where the sections are located.

    2 people found this helpful

  8. Henry Gosse –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    high quality wood

    The quality is great and can be reused

    One person found this helpful

  9. Rebecca Hazlitt –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The party is lively

    Gave our party real fun and will continue to buy

  10. Kelsey Hungerford –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Good quality

    I bought this charcuterie board for a white elephant party and it was a hit! i would definitely recommend for a bachelorette party, white elephant, or just for anyone who really enjoys something well endowed.

  11. briana england –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Bigger than I thought

    Of course was skeptical over this, but it arrived and it was a nice size and good quality. Bought as a gag gift but it’s nice enough to use regularly.

  12. S.Martin –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Charcuterie board

    I purchased this as a gift for my husband as a joke. As I was originally looking for a shark coochie board. As a joke for our charcuterie board dates. This definitely is exactly like it is pictured. We laughed so hard while enjoying our snacks.With mixed nuts in the bottom, meats in the middle. Then our dipping sauce on top ( I’m sure you’ll get the pun to the date. lol)This would be even good for a bachelorette party. Or just something for giggles like I done.It’s worth the price. Don’t second guess. Just buy it.

  13. Maigan Samsell –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    size is everything!

    This tray is more petite than described. It cannot even hold an apple. I will repurpose it as a jewelry tray instead of using it for a Christmas Eve party.

  14. Sam G. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Exactly as described

    Very fun charcuterie board! Grabbed it for a white elephant exchange and have no doubt it will be fought over by my friends. It is exactly the size that it specified. I feel like most reviews complaining about the size either didn’t read the description or don’t know what 9″ or 15″ visually looks like. Or maybe they’ve been lied to about what 6″ looks like!

  15. christinachristina –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This was a hit!

    Gave away as part of a white elephant gift and everyone got a kick out of it. Planning to by the other one as a set for our parties. It’s a good size and sturdy material.

  16. SCOTT –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift. (that’s a figure of speech)

    Bought this for friends –they cracked up and loved it. Many negative reviews about it “being too small”. Read the description as there are two different sizes! The small one is small. Duh. The larger one is big enough for a small hor d’oeuvre, charcuterie, party board.

  17. Brandy Formanek –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    No packaging…

    With all of my other boxes today there it was…A dark colored phallic shaped food board. 🤷Color is darker than in the photo and just weird there wasn’t any packaging at all, not even a bag.Smaller than anticipated but for$9 it will do for a gag gift

    One person found this helpful

  18. Leslie Thomas –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Ridiculously small

    I read the reviews not thinking it could really be that small but yes it is. It’s more your own personal cheese board for one. Disappointed.

    One person found this helpful

  19. HQuinn87 –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    VERY SMALL

    Picture is very misleading and actual size is very small!

  20. Wolfman –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Very funny

    It’s a very cool item but much smaller than expected

  21. Dominic Howell –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    beauty

    I really like his look and can’t wait to share it with my family

  22. Everley Julia –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Pretty much as expected

    I recommend buying the 16.9-inch model, which is more practical.

  23. Nali16 –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gift

    Bought this as a while elephant gift. It is a fun charcuterie platter! I wish the edges were higher, so that it could hold more food, but for the price it makes an ideal fun gift.

  24. Francis Smith –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    interesting shapes

    The cut is very good and I highly recommend it as a gift to friends who will appreciate it

  25. Page Sidney –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift

    Great as a Christmas gift

  26. Chapman Hanilton –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    interesting

    My friend liked it very much after receiving the gift and has already started using it.

  27. Chuck Smiddy –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best Chinese Gift Exchange

    This brought people to tears when opened & others fighting over it. Great gag gift!!!

  28. xjoseyxxjoseyx –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best White Elephant gift!

    I got this for my office gag white elephant gift exchange. When I was opened the whole office roared with laughter. It’s well made, smooth and lightweight. I would buy one for myself.

  29. Tmid –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love it!

    There are two different sizes, I got the bigger one and it’s a decent size! I got it for a white elephant party and they all loved it!!! Such a fun gift! And it’s very useful for charcuterie so it’s not wasteful

    One person found this helpful

  30. Colleen MColleen M –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fantastic

    Bought this for a Christmas gathering and it was a major hit.

  31. Rachel Peavy –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Huge hit

    This was a great gag gift present and was a huge hit at our Annual Gag gift Christmas party.

  32. Julia Hensley –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Lies!!

    This is like 6 inch tall will not hold a 1/3 of the food the picture shows.

    One person found this helpful

  33. Jessica TwitchellJessica Twitchell –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Don’t waste ur money

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     They pictures lead u to believe this is a charcuterie board however, all it is is a hand size cut out

  34. Kathy –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    It is so much smaller than it is advertised to be. A total waste.

    Not even good for a funny gift. Total waste of money.

    3 people found this helpful

  35. Courtney Cave –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny white elephant gift

    Gave this as a white elephant gift everyone got a laugh out of it. It is small but could be functional for candy’s or small fruit. I wouldn’t have a cheese try on it.

  36. Bryan rice –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    GAG GIFT CROUD PLEASER!

    This is a GREAT white elephant, bachelorette, gag, etc gift! The material is good quality, size is not to big or to small. Shape is appropriate. Can’t wait to see how the recipient of this gift puts it to life!

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