Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist

(60 customer reviews)

$14.90

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Manufacturer

‎Knock Knock
Brand

‎Knock Knock
Item Weight

‎8.3 ounces
Product Dimensions

‎6 x 0.5 x 9 inches
Item model number

‎12203
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer

‎No
Color

‎Sex with You
Material Type

‎Paper
Number of Items

‎1
Size

‎6 x 9-inches
Ruling

‎Plain
Sheet Size

‎6 inches x 9 inches
Manufacturer Part Number

‎12203
ASIN

1601061609
Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5 stars
Best Sellers Rank

#151,938 in Health & Household (See Top 100 in Health & Household) #21 in Stationery Notepads
Date First Available

August 24, 2008

60 reviews for Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist

  1. Amanda –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun gift

    Fun Valentine’s Day gift! Would be good for newlyweds, anniversaries, etc.

  2. Melissa M LoRusso –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny

    Have always loved it

  3. ViviDee –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute

    Gave this to my husband of 11 years to use. It’s super cute. Just a fun way to freshen things up. We love to laugh together and it’s fun to see what he picks.

  4. KB Maxwell –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Four Stars

    Wish it had more aspects associated with married life/living together/happy life. Adultery is never in imo. Otherwise, highly entertaining.

    2 people found this helpful

  5. RY –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    funny, my husband gets a kick out of me …

    cute, funny, my husband gets a kick out of me leaving these for him.

  6. Bec Wolfe-Thomas –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Four Stars

    Funny if a big long.

  7. Chris Haynes –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Four Stars

    Fun and funny product.

  8. White Elephant of Westchester’s REAL REVIEWS! –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    If subtlety is lost on your partner, here you go!

    A great tongue in cheek tool to “jokingly” tell a clueless spouse that it’s seriously been too long! And who wouldn’t want to come home to this stuck on the door? It’s a fun way to play anytime and a great way to soften what could be a tense, WTF type convo if that’s where you’re at as well. Nice quality, heavy paper.

    15 people found this helpful

  9. Fergie2.0 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious

    Okay okay… I got these for my husband as a joke and kind of just a filler in his Christmas stocking. These things are hilarious. You can check off reasons why you want to have sex and the reasons are cute, real, and just down right hilarious. It gives us a good laugh before go time lol

    8 people found this helpful

  10. Bradley R. Davis –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    One minor issue…

    Well, first off, these note pads are great. But this one, the sex one, is brilliant. The only thing which could make it funnier is if the pad contained exactly 69 pages.

    6 people found this helpful

  11. Kitchen goddess –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Amusing

    The Knock Knock pads and products are very funny. This was bought as a bachelorette gift. Not for the easily embarrassed.

    One person found this helpful

  12. Ruben –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Just have fun with it.

    Just got this yesterday and can’t wait to use them. Read just some of the check boxes just seems like a whole new way of sexy quirky fun. I think ill be mailing my girlfriend the first one or might do a whole landlord tenant writeup letter thing. Don’t know, but do know that it will be fun.Couples, this is a must buy. So many ways you could have fun with this.

  13. Lisset –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Four Stars

    Love it. Got it for my husband for valentine’s day.

  14. Valarie –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Four Stars

    So funny!

  15. Jordan –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I mean…

    It came a few days late, which was a bit bothersome, but I got it, so no worries I guess.

    One person found this helpful

  16. Dennskull –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect for Newlyweds!

    These are so fun! We love knock knock pads and knew this would be a great addition to our collection. We get these for newly married couples to give them a little more fun, too! So many crazy reasons!

    4 people found this helpful

  17. Z. Rubemeyer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    There funny.

    They’re fun. My wife got a kick out of them. They did work once to get me laid

  18. Augustine –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Four Stars

    gave my friends

  19. mg2008 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    So funny!

    So funny! Gut as a gag gift for my hubby on valentin’es day. Filled one out and put it in his card, kept half the tablet for myself to use in the futuE on him. He got a good kick out of it! The many reasons listed are hysterical!!

  20. Charli K –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it:)

    It is what it is.. Reasons to have intimacy lol. Guess I was looking poorly for more of a 365 reasons to.. Like a reason to celebrate everyday ;} either way… It gets the point across

    One person found this helpful

  21. NurseJ –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    It’s a cute purchase

    This is bigger than I thought. It’s been funny between my boyfriend and I.

  22. Hallie –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    A Great Gift!

    I bought this for my friend for her bachelorette party, and am now thinking about buying another one for myself. It’s hilarious!! Who knew there were so many reasons to do the deed… 😉

    5 people found this helpful

  23. CHRIS –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Got this as a gag gift for Valentine’s Day for …

    Got this as a gag gift for Valentine’s Day for my boyfriend. He found it hilarious and filled one out right away.

    One person found this helpful

  24. Carlos –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Gave this to my girlfriend for her birthday pretty funny gag gift adds a little fun and spark …

    Gave this to my girlfriend for her birthday pretty funny gag gift adds a little fun and spark into your live life

  25. Liz Roberts –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious Add-On Gift

    Love this!!! So hilarious and cool! Made a great addition to my Valentine’s gift for my boyfriend 😁

  26. Mads Stokes –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great quality for a joke gift

    Great quality for a gag gift. I’ve said that about Knock Knock products and I’ll say it again.

  27. Ali –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great, funny valentine’s gift

    My fiance got a good kick out of this!

  28. Katey –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I got these for my boyfriend’s birthday and he loved them. Now we don’t have sex unless he …

    I got these for my boyfriend’s birthday and he loved them. Now we don’t have sex unless he uses a coupon.

    One person found this helpful

  29. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Girly gag

    Ultimate gag gift for anyone

  30. MZ –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    A lot of ”fun”

    A great I’ve breaker and also good for some fun!!

  31. Kati –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love these

    The Knock Knock notepads are all pretty hilarious. They are on the expensive side, but I have tons of fun with them. This one is especially clever. I’ve only used it once, but I’m sure I can find reasons to use it again.

    One person found this helpful

  32. Mark Barrus –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Four Stars

    No review.

  33. Alyssa –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun way to express yourself!

    There are so many options on this checklist that allow you to be totally thorough! A fun way to spice things up and surprise your partner.

    2 people found this helpful

  34. Joyce S. Lee –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Does the job effectively

    This is used regularly in my house. We even got “Approved” and “Denied” stamps to go with the gag. It’s a great way to get a laugh from my husband.

    11 people found this helpful

  35. Sharm Tasman –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great anniversary gift

    I bought it as a joke but im actually using it now!

    One person found this helpful

  36. katt von –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Im sure my bf will love it: ) looks fun and naughty

    Cant wait to use it for this vday! Im sure my bf will love it 🙂 looks fun and naughty! Not like you need an excuse to have sex but whyyy not lol

  37. Virgo_07 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This pad was a big hit at the Bachelorette party …

    This pad was a big hit at the Bachelorette party I attended! The other ladies literally asked the Bride to pass out a couple sheets to the rest of us! lol

  38. Justin –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Giggity!

    I’m surprised I’ve had time to write this review. Since I’ve got this I’ve been able to work my hips out so much.. If you know what I mean. Giggity!

    One person found this helpful

  39. Vanessa McCalla –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Super fun!

    Really brought some spice back to the bedroom, makes sex that much more fun!

  40. Bdolli03 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun novelty item to add fun to the bedroom

    Bought as part of a gift. Fun novelty item to add fun to the bedroom. Item arrived incredibly fast. Very pleased!

  41. Nicole Courtney –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Zero stars if I could

    I got this to have fun with my husband but with items like…”Adultery is in””For another notch on my belt””I’m tired of porn”KILLED the mood!If you want a raunchy gag gift for someone that wouldn’t care about these then go for it…If not I’d skip this one.

    38 people found this helpful

  42. AD –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    One Star

    A lot of the things on the list are stupid.

    One person found this helpful

  43. ezgi –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    One Star

    Most of the time it doesn’t make sence

    One person found this helpful

  44. Amazon Customer –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Not what i expected

    The “why i must have sex with you” pad is not what i expected. I thought it would have cute, funny reasons but some of them are weird and just really uncomfortable like the bottom option saying “or else”.

  45. Rachael –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    One difference between the one pictured and the one I received

    This pad is hilarious and I love all the reasons you can check off. However, the four bigger options on the bottom of the pad in the picture on amazon say “I Won’t Beg”, “Please”, “Pretty Please”, “With Sugar On Top”The ones at the bottom on the pad I received say “Please”, “Pretty Please”, “I’ll Pay You”, “Or Else”I would have definitely preferred the copy without “Or Else”

    9 people found this helpful

  46. NYC mama –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Great idea – needs to be tweaked a little.

    Font too small. Too many options. The intent gets lost. Have less options, larger font, and even different options on different pages. This was quite frustrating.

  47. krystaljo –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun way to spice things up!

    If you and your partner share a sense of humor, this is a great way to get things going in the bedroom (or any other location of your choosing). In a funny, light-hearted way you can let them know exactly why you’re in the mood. The “it’s raining” was a well-received excuse that was checked, and “I heard you were good” and “you’re no good at saying no” have also been some goodies. One that Knock Knock should consider adding is “the day of the week today ends in a ‘y'”.If you’re looking for a funny gift for a couple you know will take it well, this is a great bachelorette gift or a wedding present depending on how adventurous your friends are. Or it may just be a great way for you to add a dash of fun to your love life. Either way, my guy loved it and I loved the results!

    12 people found this helpful

  48. SHollier –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Disappointed.

    Would probably be a fun item like all other Knock Knock items. Only problem is that the entire pages are printed so light in color that you can’t read the words.

    2 people found this helpful

  49. Brian Mccusker –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Love the Idea, Girlfriends Hate it.

    So I bought this as a joke for the girl I was dating, but I didn’t think she would take it so seriously. Let’s just say I never took them out again while she was around. But I still love the idea of these series of note pads.

    16 people found this helpful

  50. Chandler –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute gift

    Makes for a fun laugh with my husband! Quality product and worth the giggle.

  51. David F –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Lots of fun! Just a little bit hard to read

    I bought this as a gag gift that turned out to be a big PLUS for me with my wife!! It’s quite fun, or at least she thinks so, and I benefit for sure!! Just a little hard to read for the older peeps like me, especially with the red – at least for me. Will buy again once we go through all the pages!!

    2 people found this helpful

  52. Allie1709 –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    But still funny!

    VERY SMALL PRINT! But still funny!

  53. Callie –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Okay

    Cool gag gift. Not really worth it though. A lot of sheets.

  54. Maria McLean –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Not best suited for monogamous couples

    Not the best for a monogamous couple…better for promiscuous daters

  55. NomadicShopperTX –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect for a bachelorette basket

    So funny! This was really cute in a friend’s bachelorette basket 🙂 Some of the ideas listed were seriously cracking me up. I don’t know what she’ll do with it, but it was inexpensive and fun for laughs. At a minimum, I’m sure it’d be a good re-gift for another bachelorette!

    One person found this helpful

  56. Robyn Tenney –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny but hard to read

    VERY small font… hard to read. Funny though

    One person found this helpful

  57. Tabitha –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Bf used it about 3 times then we both forgot …

    Bf used it about 3 times then we both forgot about it. :’) The many different reasons you can choose are so silly and cute to look through though.

    One person found this helpful

  58. Jeremy McMillan –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    LOVE THIS PAD

    Really quite funny. I have used the pad at least three times since I’ve received it and well it hasn’t always worked with the wife but it at least got her to her a little more LOL.

    8 people found this helpful

  59. Carol –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Four Stars

    We really didn’t need so many pages of the same thing. It was cute

  60. Amazon Customer –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Honestly the notepad was great but it was for a present and it arrived …

    Honestly the notepad was great but it was for a present and it arrived a week late which was really disappointing.

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