Star Trek Jean Luc Picard Make it Soap!

(60 customer reviews)

$5.00

Embark on a cleansing voyage through the cosmos with Star Trek Jean Luc Picard Make it Soap! – a refreshing and boldly scented soap that’s not just soap; it’s a symbol of interstellar exploration, a nod to the distinguished Captain Picard, and a promise of washing away the stress of the day with sophistication and style! This soap is more than just a cleanser; it’s a journey to the final frontier of freshness.

Imagine lathering up with this luxurious soap, its invigorating fragrance transporting you to the captain’s chair on the USS Enterprise, where every wash is a command to “Make it so!” It’s like cleansing your body and mind, preparing for the next adventure that awaits.

Whether you’re a Trekkie, a fan of Captain Picard’s wisdom, or someone who values the art of self-care with a touch of sci-fi flair, Star Trek Jean Luc Picard Make it Soap! is your ticket to elevating your daily routine. It’s more than just soap; it’s a symbol of elegance, a nod to the enduring legacy of Star Trek, and a promise that even the simplest acts of self-care can carry the spirit of exploration and leadership. So, engage in a refreshing ritual, channel your inner captain, and let this soap be your companion in boldly facing each new day! 🚀🧼🌌 #StarTrekSoap

SKU: B00DWGVI0A Category: Tags: ,

Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‏ : ‎

No
Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎

2.25 x 1.75 x 1 inches; 2.1 Ounces
Manufacturer recommended age ‏ : ‎

13 years and up
Item model number ‏ : ‎

5420
UPC ‏ : ‎

814229005797
Manufacturer ‏ : ‎

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
ASIN ‏ : ‎

B00DWGVI0A
Best Sellers Rank:

#554 in Bath Soaps
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Customer Reviews:

601 ratings

60 reviews for Star Trek Jean Luc Picard Make it Soap!

  1. Kirk –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    SMALL

    I mainly bought this as a joke gift so I wasn’t taking too much time to inspect the item. I didn’t realize that they were miniature bars of soap, in fact I almost accidently threw it away with the box it shipped in because I didn’t see it at first. I guess they make it clear enough about the size if you actually look at all of the pictures and read the description but how many people are actually buying this item to use as their regular soap? If I wanted to pay extortion prices for soap I’d buy Dr. Squatch because at least those are full size bars that will last you more than 3 showers

  2. Amazon Customer –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun little novelty gift

    This is a fun little novelty gift for Star Trek fans. Be aware that it is only about 2 inches long. I was expecting a full sized bar of soap.

  3. AlialAlial –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Good stocking stuffers, so tiny

    I’m not sure how big I was expecting this to be, but I was a bit shocked when I saw just how small it is. It does smell lovely and most importantly, I think my dad will get a kick out of it in his stocking. I’m happy with my purchase!

  4. Brian TerBest –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Cool idea, but tiny.

    This is a clever gift for any Star Trek fan, but it’s almost as small as hotel soap.

  5. Brian S. –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Great, but small

    Much smaller then I thought it would be. Think three fingers wide and half as tall. A great gift, but a little overpriced for its size. I was really expecting a full size bar soap. Even though after I got it, going back to the pictures, it’s pretty clear how small it is.

  6. Lena LeRayLena LeRay –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Quite small

    This is on me for not reading the description, and just assuming it was a standard size bar of soap, but I expected this to be bigger. Fortunately, this is a gift, and the person it’s for will appreciate the pun and not care.

  7. Michael Strickland –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Smaller than a red shirt’s chances of survival on an away mission

    If you’re like me, you ordered this without reading the reviews and didn’t realize it would be the size of a matchbox. If you did read the reviews, then you know. Either way, this review that I’m writing is useless.But, admittedly, this was a novelty purchase for a friend, with no expectation that he’d actually use it to wash his body, so not a real big deal. But still, if the gag is that it’s a bar of soap, then it should be the size of a gods-darn bar of soap. They didn’t make it soap! I’ll take a refund if you’re offering!

    One person found this helpful

  8. Kenji Honsey –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    About 3x the size of hotel soap

    The bar was smaller than I liked, but the smell was amazing! Would recommend this to any star trek fan. As a standalone product, it wasn’t bad; just overpriced. It was very refreshing.

    One person found this helpful

  9. Greg Jordan –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    “THERE… ARE….. FOUR…. STARS!”

    I love it! For an explanation of the rating, please watch season 6, episodes 10 & 11. “THERE… ARE….. FOUR…. STARS!”

    4 people found this helpful

  10. A. Valdes –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    great stocking stuffer

    gave for christmas to a trekkie and he absolutely loved it

  11. B GroverB Grover –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Tiny soap, damaged wrapping

    This soap is tiny and it does smell good. I bought it as a gift, but the wrapping is so damaged and worn. I’m much to embarrassed to give it as a gift. Too bad

  12. LeMira Wheelwright –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Smaller than it looks

    My husband loved it as a Star Trek fan, but it was much smaller than I thought for the price I paid.

  13. rsmrsm –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute, but arrived with torn packaging

    Should have been better packaged. It king of ruins the point of a cute silly gift when the wrapper, which is really the most important part of it, is damaged.

  14. Diana O –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    VERY SMALL BUT GOOD

    I SHOULD OF TAKEN PICTURE, I AM THINKING ITS REGULAR BAR OF SOAP, I SHOULD HAVE READ DESCRIPTION BETTER – ITS LIKE 1/2 BAR OF SOAP IF THAT. BUT IT GREAT STOCKING STUFFER FOR TREK FANS , MAN OR WOMAN. SMELLS GREAT.

    5 people found this helpful

  15. M. Goodrich –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute but TINY

    Like the others – my bad – I didn’t read the dimensions. I assumed this was a regular size bar of soap. It’s literally the size of a small pad of Post-it notes. It’s cute as a gag gift. But that’s it.

    2 people found this helpful

  16. Andrew –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Amusing

    Only Star Trek fanatics will enjoy this soap, but they will enjoy it very much.

  17. Taracottapie –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Half bar miniature

    Six dollars is a lot to pay for a half of a bar of soap. I thought it would be a bar of soap. I thought six dollars was a little pricey for a bar of soap but for a half a bar, it’s ridiculous. It shouldn’t be sold as a bar when it’s a half bar. That’s misleading and deceptive.

  18. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Smells really good

    I for one thought it would be a bit bigger but I get what I get. The scent is amazing and of course it was a gift for my other half. He loves it.

    2 people found this helpful

  19. Jason C. LikensJason C. Likens –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    READ THE DESCRIPTION

    This bar was WAY smaller than I thought it would be for the price. Smells good. I just have it on my desk as a knick knack. Don’t plan on using it.

    7 people found this helpful

  20. BoileroperatorBoileroperator –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Amazingly small

    It’s not like I was going to use this soap or anything, but it’s about a quarter of the size I was expecting.

  21. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Small, but worth it!

    As others have mentioned, it’s tiny. But it makes for a great gift, and I’m happy I purchasesd it. Great addition to a Star Trek display shelf!

  22. Madds Kalei –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Being clean, is the final destination

    I love the pun! But PLEASE look at the reference photo! It smells uhmazing but it is quite small. Recommend keeping it on the shelf as novelty or using it as a hand soap for the sink!

  23. H. L. –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Very small! Not what I expected.

    My boyfriend loved it, but the wrapper wasn’t pristine. The corners were worn and wrinkled. I would have picked a different one if I had seen it in store. It had been banged around a lot.It is also very small, like travel sized. Not a normal bar of soap. The joke on the wrapper is 10 of 10, and the soap does smell good. But if you want soap for normal use, I would pick a different kind. This is definitely novelty soap. The Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild products are usually better and more useful. I was a bit disappointed.

    One person found this helpful

  24. R. KilgoreR. Kilgore –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    So small…

    Positives: cute, smells nice, sort of cheap, Jean-LucCons: tiny, no packaging beyond what you see which let the corners become worn.I purchased this as a small Christmas gift for a friend, but now I’ll need to get them something additional because I didn’t want their gift to be THIS small…I would have given far less stars but fine print in the listing does technically say how small it is.

    2 people found this helpful

  25. C. Riley –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Full of pun

    The perfect small gift for my friend. The smell is actually amazing, but not quite Earl gray. Lol! Puns all around the packaging. Any TNG fan will definitely enjoy.

  26. Philip Marland –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Old Paper Package

    The bar of Star Trek soap I received had all the paper corners worn down to the white paper under the printing making it look very old. This was to be a gift for a friend. Also there was a huge sticker that could not be removed on the back covering the art work assuring me this was a new bar of soap. Very odd to ruin the appearance like that for a novelty item dependent on its appearance.I had ordered also a Star Trek Captains Log and Star Trek breath mints about the same time for my friend which both looked new and perfect. No added huge stickers on these. Very nice. So I don’t know what happened with this soap? Old worn paper cover and a huge sticker on it. Not good for a gift.

    5 people found this helpful

  27. Bugpop –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Laughably small

    It’s a great gift, but I feel that a 3 oz bar would feel more satisfying to actually give as a gift. I don’t think people are buying these because of the value.

    4 people found this helpful

  28. Bunny LavaBunny Lava –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    The wrapper wasn’t in good condition and looks very worn

    I got this to give as a Christmas gift so I haven’t yet seen the recipient’s reaction, but I was personally a bit disappointed with the condition of the paper wrapper. The edges and particularly the corners don’t look very nice because the color has worn off. There is some wear on the sides too over the writing. It just doesn’t have the nice quality appearance I hoped for given it’s a present for someone. I’m not sure if the damage is due to shipping or if they’re all like this but the wrapper material doesn’t seem very protected nor does it seem waterproof so it’s pretty vulnerable to getting scratched off. There’s also a huge sticker over the entire bottom that can’t be removed without ripping the wrapper open which is also annoying and adds to the poor presentation this has for a gift.It does say ‘mini’ in the title but it is even smaller than I expected, tinier than the palm of my hand. The scent is fine but doesn’t really smell like earl gray as claimed. To me, it’s just like a generic potpourri odor. It’s pretty strong though since I can easily detect it without unwrapping it.Overall, this is such a cute item for a TNG fan. It’s a clever idea and has some fun little details. I just wish it looked better in person, especially since I imagine many people would want to display it. The price felt alright when I got it but I definitely don’t feel it’s worth much more than that for how small it really is.

    21 people found this helpful

  29. Randy –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Customer service is admirable. Very satisfied.

    UPDATED ON 12/17/2023: The seller read my review and immediately worked with me on a very reasonable solution. They were polite, eager to assist, and very understanding of my concerns. I now have a replacement product that is suitable for gifting to my very discriminating Trekker. Top marks for service! Review score is updated.OLD REVIEW: I should have guessed with the description of the weight (2 oz) that the bar would be small (to be fair, some of the pictures provided in the description demonstrate the small size, but others suggest a larger bar) , but I was still surprised at how small. The packaging was also worn—unsightly scuffed corners worn through to raw paper—as if it has been tumbled for a while with other bars. This is too bad as it was intended to be a gift for my son, but I am hesitant to give it due to the “used” appearance of the packaging. Clever product, but could be handled better.

  30. AM Kipp –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun Soap

    Good smelling soap, and of course the paper is amusing. Anything from this brand is worth the purchase. I wasn’t paying attention, the soap size is more like a hotel bar of soap than full sized. That was disappointing, but ultimately on me for not looking for a size. Fun stocking stuffer.

  31. my purchase review –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Very Small but smelled nice.

    This is about travel bar or trial sized it’s cute but very small. My fault as I did not see the dimensions. Does smell like chia.

    One person found this helpful

  32. Veronica –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Extremely small!!

    This is really small. (I expected/wanted small, as it’s a a funny stocking stuffer, but this is ridiculous.)

  33. AmazonshopperAmazonshopper –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Incredible Customer Service

    My original review stated that I was disappointed with my purchase. I was very surprised when this company emailed me to apologize and offer to refund me. That says a lot for their business. I will not hesitate to buy from this company again.Original review:“This was supposed to be a stocking stuffer for my future son in law. It was packaged well but it’s banged up on the corners so it looks used. It’s also very small, definitely not a full size soap bar.”

    One person found this helpful

  34. Jené V Hickman –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Nice but really small

    Really nice gift but much smaller than a regular bar of soap.

  35. James D Conley –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Good stocking stuffer for Trek fans

    Great gift for my daughter who is a fan of Jean-Luc Picard.

  36. Andrew CottrellAndrew Cottrell –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Really REALLY small!

    It’s cute and smells nice and I like that it says officially licensed (not sure if that’s actually true?) but be aware this is a teeny tiny little bitty bar of soap.

    2 people found this helpful

  37. Krizzo JamesKrizzo James –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    It’s a MINI bar of soap

    I was surprised when I opened the box and saw the wee little bars, I should have read the entire ad.

  38. Mary HoughtenMary Houghten –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute but tiny

    Bought this bar of soap for my Star Trek fan of a dad. After I got it in the mail I had to search for the dimensions and they are WAY down the screen on the product description and they’re very small numbers. Regardless, it’ll make a cute gift!

    15 people found this helpful

  39. Kim –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Tiny! Super tiny.

    I guess I didn’t pay attention to the dimensions. It is super tiny, like I think my pinky finger is longer. I was expecting a full bar of soap size. Much thicker than a hotel bar of soap, but think that size. So, except for the largest text, it is difficult to make out the words. Still, my husband is a huge Star Trek TNG fan and thought it was funny.

    2 people found this helpful

  40. DrBannerPhdDrBannerPhd –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Scent is very nice andcruelty free but, tiny and packaging it damaged.

    As stated – the scent is awesome and love it.It’s just a shame the corners of the paper are damaged and it is so tiny.I do like plastic-less packaging but I think a note to the seller is to wrap it in cardboard or anything recyclable to protect it better.

    2 people found this helpful

  41. Arachne –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute but tiny

    A little less than half the size of a normal bar of soap. Smells nice. Cute and funny.

  42. LB –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Small but my mom still liked it

    Wish the packaging wasn’t beat up- although it gave it a little bit of a retro feel if you’re going for that. Also way too small. But, my mom loves earl gray, and she loves Star Trek so she still loved reading all the packaging and the soap is sitting on a shelf with her other Star Trek stuff. Definitely wouldn’t have gotten this if it was for someone pickier.

  43. Jen –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute gag gift

    Extremely small… was a little disappointed. The ingredients and writing of the packaging helped me decide to give them out even though they are tiny

  44. DeadInkPen –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Way too overpriced for its size

    This soap is a rip off for the price to the size of it.The single/two use soaps hotels give you are larger than this.

  45. Alex Miles –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Stickers ruin jokes

    I purchased 2 of these. One was perfectly packaged and hilarious. The second had a sticker put directly over the “make it soap” pun, which is basically the only point of the silly little thing. Very good idea for a gag or joke gift, bit not if your employees are covering the joke with shipping stickers. Also these are extremely small, like less than half a normal bar of soap.

  46. Furanku –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Interesting, but lackuster

    I got this as a gift, the early grey was sutle but nothing to be yelling about. The bar is the size of a small childs hand, ultimately it is not worth getting. I was hopeful but it just is what it is.

    9 people found this helpful

  47. jessica jones –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Small

    This soap is super small. It’s fine as it’s more novelty then for actual use. It has a fresh scent. There was a sticker over it but I managed to peel it off without damaging the package photo . It’s a gift and it’ll work nicely .

  48. Holly G –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute but surprised at how small

    I apparently was so excited about the branding and stocking stuffer ability that I didn’t read the reviews and listing carefully enough as this is a mini bar of soap. Smaller than the palm of a woman’s hand and I was indeed surprised at how small it was. It looks cute and will make a good gift.

  49. David –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Small and edges are a bit worn

    This is a small novelty bar and the wrapper edges are a bit warm.

  50. Jay –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Again… Tiny… Read the whole page before buying

    This bar of soap is incredibly small and terrible value. The images don’t do it justice… Read the whole product page…

  51. Gaius –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun for the joke

    It is a cute joke, which is really why I bought it. But it is quite tiny, and it is generically cinnamon scented, not bergamot as advertised.

    2 people found this helpful

  52. Robin Brownfield –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Very Small, Smells like Red Hots Candy

    The bar of soap is tiny. This is a nice gag gift or stocking stuffer, but definitely not worth the money. Also, the fragrance isn’t great. It smells like artificially flavored candy. It’s a sickeningly sweet smell that kind of stinks up a room.

    2 people found this helpful

  53. Vanessa –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    READ THE FINE PRINT! VERY SMALL!!!!

    Very disappointed. I got this for my husband for a stocking stuffer and for the price, I expected an actual bar of soap. This is a joke! I would’ve never ordered it had I known how tiny it is. Not to mention, the package came rather beat up. Stupid. If it didn’t smell so heavenly, would’ve given it one star.

  54. Cyndi –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Small

    Really cute. Smells great. The quotes are spot on. Only problem is the size. It’s soo small.

  55. Miss Pixel –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hysterical!

    My 94-year-old mom is one of the ORIGINAL trekkies, from 1966. She still watches it, and particularly likes Picard. I gave her three Star Trek items for her 94th birthday, and she had a great laugh. She loved them all. But “Make It Soap”? Brilliant!

    One person found this helpful

  56. Michael B. –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Small

    Looks like it shows, but smaller than a normal bar of soap. Probably an issue with the replicator.

    26 people found this helpful

  57. Linda Gerdel –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    A cute gift for your favorite trekkie

    The soap bars are smaller than expected but wow do have a nice cinnamon fragrance.

  58. NEO-ABQNEO-ABQ –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Very small

    Another great gift idea by the Unemployed Philosophers Guild – BUT IT IS SO SMALL! Its like stacking two or three of those complimentary soap bars you find in your hotel room. Another drag is that it ships unprotected. The wrapper was pretty worn on the corners and edges when it arrived. It was loose in an oversized Amazon bag with a couple plastic bag wrapped shorts. I imagine if it shipped with solid objects it woulda been really torn up. If you buy this don’t expect it to arrive pristine. If I received this as a gift the unspoken thought would be, “getting rid of some old stuff?” Funny – when I pulled the bag from the mailbox, the Earl Grey scent of this soap had filled the mailbox.

    One person found this helpful

  59. Brian –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Small

    Super small and the packaging looks worn.

  60. Julie A. Drew –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Tiny

    Small size is perfect stocking stuffer

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