Shakespearean Insult Bandages

(60 customer reviews)

$6.00

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SKU: B00BPWU3SQ Category: Tags: , ,

Product Dimensions

3.5 x 2.5 x 1 inches
Item Weight

0.48 ounces
ASIN

B00BPWU3SQ
Item model number

12389
Manufacturer recommended age

10 – 15 years
Best Sellers Rank

#26,141 in Health & Household (See Top 100 in Health & Household) #225 in Adhesive Bandages (Health & Household)
Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 stars
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer

No
Release date

January 1, 2021
Manufacturer

Flat River Group

60 reviews for Shakespearean Insult Bandages

  1. Michael Hajek –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Another Great gift

    I bought several boxes of these bandages for gifts. Everybody was amused and entertained by them. Weeks later, I got a call asking where I had bought them – they needed more. I’ve started a band-aid movement!

  2. Rebecca S. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Received two when I ordered one. Awesome bandaids!

    These are hilarious. I ordered them for a stocking stuffer for my hubs. He got a good chuckle too! I received a second set of bandaids this week and am happy to pay for them but am not sure how to alert Amazon about it.

  3. Jan W. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    We have a brother who is an academic.. …

    We have a brother who is an academic…He has a doctorate in 19th Century French. He loves to use unusual words to express himself, and there are times we honestly don’t know what he’s talking about 🙂 When my DH and I saw ‘these’ we immediately said, together, “Steve!” and sent them to OH.BTW, I ‘did’ request that he not purposely ‘injure’ himself– just so he could ‘wear’ these Shakespearean insult bandages! (He LOVES them!)

    3 people found this helpful

  4. MochiPants –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Made my friend giggle in delight!

    Love the Shakespearen insults. Don’t really work great as bandages but makes up for it with the good insults. So it balances itself out 😆

    One person found this helpful

  5. Tiffany Lee –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny

    Not the best as far as sticky-ness but a great gift

  6. Jekalope Mom –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Literary protection

    These are adorable!Very novelty, so I wouldn’t be putting them in a first aid kit but super cute to have around the office!Awesome gift for a literature buff or Shakespeare fan!

  7. Alice Liddell –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very funny

    Love these! I love literature and am currently training as a nurse, so these were perfect. I leave them around my friends houses as a joke. The tin was slightly bent, though.

  8. Moomin&Mutti –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahaha

    Keeps in sight some things people could do instead of swear. We think these make the world more civilised.

    One person found this helpful

  9. Lance –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Beware the Ides of March

    This is proof that there is aliens among us

  10. ABH –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    A must have for any young Shakespeare actors!

    If you are like me and have kids participating in Shakespearean camps every single summer, well, you must have these! Shakespearean insults are of course the very best, and what if not a hilarious bandage to get those summer outdoor scrapes tears into laughter and joy! The bandages are wide and high quality, but best of all the face of the bard–along with the appointed insult–is clearly printed on each one!

    2 people found this helpful

  11. H. LarsonH. Larson –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Lots of duplicates- not thrilled

    The tin says “15 assorted insults in each tin.” I received 7 sayings, with 4 repeats of one in particular. I would be much happier with a better variety of sayings. None of the example ones from the tin or pictures on the listing were included. These are a novelty item and it’s disappointing to get such little variety.

    5 people found this helpful

  12. Review Nerd –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    These are hilarious!

    The perfect gift for a friend who enjoys a Renfest with her British husband. It will make her smile. The product was great,exactly what I expected, and seemed to be of good quality. Nice item, works well as a bandage too.DETAILSEven though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages! These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The healing power of William Shakespeare can now be with you!Includes hilarious, yet dramatic, insults like, Do thou amend my face, and I’ll amend my life. You’ll feel like you’re sitting in the Globe Theater every time you fall down and scrape your knee! Best of all, a free prize comes in each tin!Bandages measure 3 inches long x 1 inch wide. Tin contains 15 latex-free bandages.

    3 people found this helpful

  13. Mahlon W. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Book Nook

    My granddaughter loved it.

  14. Anonymous –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny

    Funny gift! I loved it!

  15. Clifford E. Viale –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Attractive Container

    I ordered for my Granddaughter to replace some used from one of her Classes at School. Her Instructor actually had these very same ones and so she wanted t surprise her by replacing them.

    2 people found this helpful

  16. Yael ReinholdYael Reinhold –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Surprised with a DUCK! 🦆

    I bought this product because i thought that it would be a funny gift. The bandaids were going to be funny enough but when opened we got an extra surprise/laugh! Inside the box was a temporary tattoo of a…DUCK! Not sure why or what purpose it had but it was amazing!

    13 people found this helpful

  17. Cam and JadeCam and Jade –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect for theatre participant and theatre fan

    As a freelance stage manager, I am not kind to my hands. On one day, I can be responsible for office work, set construction and costume changes. After 24 hours of work, this bandage did not come up. I could wash my hands, bend my knuckle enough to type and when I finally removed it, it left no residue behind. Shakespeare fans may be disappointed because the bandaids do not have 15 different sayings, but for a product that does its job and looks nerdy, they’re amazing.

    4 people found this helpful

  18. Skippy –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gift for the wounded!

    Hilariously funny and unique! Haven’t used yet so cannot comment on adhesion. Pricey for approximately 15 bandaids and priceless when the recipient laughs out loud. Gave 4 stars because of price and It’d be great if there were 2 of each saying but it varied. Sometimes 1 of one saying and 4 of a different saying.

    One person found this helpful

  19. Tasha Duncan –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Stick with the Bard

    I got these for my friend as part of her 30th birthday gift, because she had commented on wanting them for a while. She was so excited when she got it. She said the tin was cute and in great condition, and that she loved the bandages as well. She’s excited to get to use them, but also hesitant to at the same time. For a laugh and a smile, these were definitely worth the price.

  20. Cory –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    They are just funny bandages

    I only got these because they were a silly, quirky thing/conversation starter. Everyone has been asking me where I got them from because some of the insults are so hilarious. Mine came with a cool temporary tattoo so that was a nice surprise. As far as functionality goes, they’re REALLY sticky. I had one on for a few days straight before I had to forcibly pull it off.

  21. Aleeta WelchAleeta Welch –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Let your bandaid say it for you!

    There’s only fifteen, and they repeat…those four are my favorites.There’s either more sayings that aren’t on bandaids yet, or he wasn’t as crass as he’s made out to be…

  22. Aaron –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great Gift

    Gave this as a give to an avid reader and they loved it.

  23. LaMo –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious

    I got these for my daughter who is expecting her first baby. She loves to read and adores the classics, this is a perfect-funny gift

  24. Audible Fan –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Had To Repurchase for My 4 & 3 Year Old

    These are so fun! I have 4 children, and they love them! In fact, when we were running low, my 3 year old insisted I buy more. He & my 4 year old find the insults hilarious. My older children think they are cool and different. Also, these bandages stay on pretty well, including when they get wet. We will definitely be purchasing again!

    2 people found this helpful

  25. Amazon Customer –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun stocking stuffer except for the price

    I bought these for my son for Christmas because I thought they would make a fun stocking stuffer. And they did get a laugh, however they are a little pricey for the amount of product you get. Not too sure that I would buy them again unless he asked.

  26. ML –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    IF YOU HAVE TO WEAR A BANDAGE ON YOUR HAND, THIS IS GREAT!

    THESE BANDAGES ARE PARTICULIARLY GOOD FOR SHAKESPERE LOVERS. AND FOR ANYONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR.

  27. marian –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    cool

    present

  28. Neli42 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I think I need another one

    I bought these as a gift for a coworker and they tickle my fancy so much I think I need to get another one for myself. I haven’t actually opened the tin because they are destined to be a gift, but even the outside of the tin makes me happy.

    3 people found this helpful

  29. Kindle Customer –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny!

    I love these! They are great for a laugh. Only drawback is they don’t seem to stick as well as they should, but still do the job.

    One person found this helpful

  30. Scarlette –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Adorable but LATE and horrible customer service from Amazon

    The product itself is a nerd’s dream. Once I FINALLY received the product I can say that my nerdy self loves these and wants tl hand them out to certain folks. HOWEVER,the item was received over a month late, after receiving multiple change notices, and being informed that item was lost, and even being issued a refund based on the lost status.I’m also disappointed that Amazon considers it good customer service to insist that the item be returned when it was their representative who suggested the refund based on the fact that the product was lost and could not be replaced.To those that will say that I received the item and should be happy to pay . . . I take your point, but customer service also means delivering in a timely fashion on those items that were promised. I purchased these to be part of a birthday gift for someone who would have absolutely adored them. But, due to the delay I was unable to include this product in the birthday gift.Review . . . Product is great . . . If you receive it.

    2 people found this helpful

  31. StcksNStones –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    THESE ARE AMAZING!

    I mean… come on! These are GREAT! Yes they are just as bandaids should be… sticky with the pad square all that. What these have that others don’t? INSULTS IN OLD E! Hysterical!!

    3 people found this helpful

  32. Ron R. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    My friend loved them

    She loves these. She’s a good fan.

    One person found this helpful

  33. Micha –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun

    Fun bandaids

  34. Jay –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute

    Sent back because person is allergic

    One person found this helpful

  35. Breana Mock –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    disappointed I am to find the case so squashed

    He who packaged these bandages for to be shipped to me is strangely troublesome. Though he was right rapid in service, his brain must be as dry as the remainder biscuit after the voyage. This vain, giddy, shallow, humorous youth is a very butcher of the objects he peddles. A plague on his house for he neglected to consider (as considering must, once done, have resulted in differing action) that a box so small as this could not withstand the stamping equipment of the postal service. Though I still intend to gift these to mine own sister, and have thus not yet opened the plastic-swathed steely case ensconcing the bandages, disappointed I am to find the case so squashed.Once the weeks have turned, I shall complete this review by speaking of the bandages themselves, currently enshrined inside the dented box, and finish this tale of adding insult to injury.

    863 people found this helpful

  36. grannyof8inks –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Tin was bent

    Haven’t given them to my mother yet but the tin that the bandages were in was extremely bent. They’re cute and funny but I had to order another one. That one hasn’t arrived yet so we’ll see.

  37. Dax kempton –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    My kids now speak funny.

    They are a good gift and now all my children speak like they are from Shakespeare’s time.

    3 people found this helpful

  38. drmdm –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    FUn stocking stuffer for the holidays or maybe a cast gift for your SM

    SM = stage manager, folks. Calm down.These were a fun sidebar gift for theatrical friends, altho I heard that the glue/adhesion was less than a band aid. But they’re sort of meant to be a joke medical aid, right? Did people really expect them to be top notch bandaids? Listen, they have some fun quotes and are a good side gift – along with fidget spinners and unusual flavored jelly bellies. Your theater friends or teachers will enjoy them.

    3 people found this helpful

  39. Christine Rains –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun way to encourage a kid to like Shakespeare

    I got these as a gift for my son who is studying Shakespeare for the first time. They’re silly and fun, and his teacher loved them too.

  40. Melanie –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Gag gift

    Me and my sister have a very unique relationship. I was browsing through Amazon and saw these and immediately put these in my cart for my sister. This sums up our relationship perfectly. If you look at these and a specific person comes to your mind, buy it and give it to them – even if there’s no holiday or birthday. Seriously! Cannot recommend enough!!! Also, as a bonus, my sister said that the quality of the actual bandaid is really good

    8 people found this helpful

  41. Olivia Zambrano –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Duplicate insults

    There were duplicate bandages, so multiple of the same insult. Besides that, it was pretty good, all things considered.

  42. JoHanna –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect Gag Gift

    So my boyfriend is a sucker for books and as a gift to make him laugh I bought these and he loves them. Not sure about their practical use but for a gag gift they were worth it.

    One person found this helpful

  43. Sierra –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Adds insult to injury! Perfect funny gift!

    I love giving witty, groan-worthy gifts. I was pretty excited to find these Shakespearean Insult bandages.The bandage box itself is first class. It’s just as sturdy as any commercial metal bandage box. The coloring and print on the bandages is also first rate. The price is right, I bought a bunch, and gave them out liberally as gifts over Christmas.Generally, this product will allow you to give a really funny/cute gift, that will bring a smile again and again when said bandages need to be utilized (which is hopefully not to often).

    7 people found this helpful

  44. JMT BAMA –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I always look for a pack that’s fun and well-suited for each child

    My kids always get a box of bandages and a toothbrush in their Christmas stockings! I always look for a pack that’s fun and well-suited for each child. I know it sounds like a silly tradition, but it’s one that I grew up with! I cannot wait to see my daughter’s reaction to these! SO FUN!

    4 people found this helpful

  45. Paulo –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Educational fun for your boo boos

    Alas, these items bringeth a smile to the lips of my progeny. English majors doth enjoy yon humor.

    3 people found this helpful

  46. Cathowey –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Good gag gift

    Bought as a gift for my brother in law he and my husband found them amusing.

  47. Allison –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny gift, a little pricey

    This makes a fun little gift or stocking stuffer. The sayings on the bandages are quite witty and funny. I feel like the price is a little high for such a little tin, though.

  48. Emmie –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Underwhelmed

    I should have read the details more carefully, there were only 15 actual bandaids in the box which for the price is not great. More annoyingly, there are a bunch of repeats in the box of bandaids, so like 4 insults repeated 3-4 times each. Not awful but not impressed either.

    3 people found this helpful

  49. J. M. Ryan –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun Bandaids

    These bandaids are so fun! They were meant to be a gift, but I actually just decided to keep them in my desk at work because I liked them so much. They are a bit expensive, but they’re a lot more fun than the normal bandaids I buy at the store. They’re sturdy too!

    22 people found this helpful

  50. SMC –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    These are great!

    A nice variety of quotes. I love these!Definitely good a gift. Either parceled out at need, or by the box. (I refuse to use the “word” giftable as Amazon asks.)

    One person found this helpful

  51. Alice –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Undamaged. Prank worthy.

    I’m an English teacher planning a Festival of the Bard for my students. One of my events involves a Verbal Joust of Shakespearean insults. As contestants are eliminated, they shall receive appropriate healing for their wounds.

    5 people found this helpful

  52. crazysneaker –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    sent as a silly gift

    Shakespearean insults. Educating commoners.

    One person found this helpful

  53. Yong –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Great product, but it hurt my uncle.

    Really happy with the quality, but I gave this to my uncle on his 60th birthday and he took it too seriously. The insults hurt him on a personal level, and the fact that one of the closest person he knows verbally b*tch-slapped him with old timey bandaids. He is slowly losing touch with reality feeling like hes hated. *Great product, bad reaction.*

  54. Kryss –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great Gag Gift

    Loved these. The insults are halarius and there’s two of each insults. A very fun gag gift. Otherwise, they work just like a normal band-aid. But sassier.

    2 people found this helpful

  55. Becki –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Mixed results

    When I give someone one of these bandages there butt suddenly hurts. They don’t like when I try to bandage the newly inflicted area. Weird.

    One person found this helpful

  56. Amy L. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift for coworkers

    My coworker is British and he always jokes about “plasters” so I bought him some for his birthday and he got a good laugh from them. I assumed that each bandage would have a different quote but there were about 3x of each quote. No biggie, they looked good quality and were quite humorous.

  57. Jessica –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Great concept

    Cute & funny for those with a sense is humor. The stickiness doesn’t last very long but I use them for more then just a minor injury… kind of use them as a sticker every now and then.

    One person found this helpful

  58. Stephanie Mattson –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Tart humored teen LOVES them!

    Hilarious! Teen loves them & intends to add to room decor vs using & disposing. Each bandaid has a different saying. Tin terrific for repurposing with tiny treasures. For one of her least expensive Christmas gifts, this one gave great mileage. Very giftable & highly recommended for any acerbic witted teen through adult.

    One person found this helpful

  59. Patience PattavinaPatience Pattavina –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    damaged

    product came looking like it was stomped on! was going to be a part of a gift but now i won’t get a replacement until we’ll after the date needed.

    2 people found this helpful

  60. RainWolf2407 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny!! Great gift!! Lot for the price!!

    As far as the use I don’t know yet I got these for my fiancé as a Christmas gift. You get a lot for the price. They’re funny!

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