Rectal Use Only Stickers

(60 customer reviews)

$7.00

Add a cheeky twist to your sense of humor with Rectal Use Only Stickers – a playful and mischievous accessory that’s perfect for pranks, gags, and those with a penchant for laughter! These stickers aren’t just ordinary labels; they’re a tongue-in-cheek nod to humor and a unique way to bring smiles to your friends’ faces.

Imagine discreetly placing these attention-grabbing stickers on everyday items, watching your friends’ reactions as they do a double-take and burst into laughter. It’s a lighthearted way to infuse humor into your daily routines and bring joy to those around you.

Whether you’re a prankster, a master of surprises, or someone who believes that laughter is the best medicine, Rectal Use Only Stickers are your secret weapon for turning any moment into a humorous adventure. They’re more than just labels; they’re a symbol of playful mischief, a nod to the art of surprise, and a promise that laughter can be found in the most unexpected places. So, get ready to share a laugh, apply them with a grin, and let these stickers be your go-to source of hilarity and amusement! 😄🙈🎉 #RectalUseOnlyStickers

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Brand

MESS
Color

Yellow
Item Dimensions LxWxH

1.5 x 0.37 x 0.01 inches
Theme

Animal
Cartoon Character

Elephant
Number of Pieces

1
Style

Contemporary
Age Range (Description)

Adult
Reusability

Single Use
Pattern

Cartoon
Product Dimensions

1.5 x 0.37 x 0.01 inches
Item Weight

2.39 ounces
ASIN

B08DR7G8V1
Item model number

MESS-2
Manufacturer recommended age

18 months – 18 years
Best Sellers Rank

#40,121 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games) #300 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys
Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 stars
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer

No
Manufacturer

MESS

60 reviews for Rectal Use Only Stickers

  1. nicoli –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    They are EVERYWHERE!

    Got these for my teen niece and she has applied them to just about everything in the house. As a gift she loves it! For the confused guests that enter my home, I’m sorry all the fruit was labeled for rectal use only.🤣

  2. Sage Siler –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Don’t stick very well

    Funny gift, but doesn’t stay on things

  3. Ruthie Lansing –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny

    So much fun.

  4. Tasha –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best gag gift for stocking stuffer

    My partner put these all over his office and no one knows it’s him.Mouse.Stapler.Keyboard.Chair.Pencils.Cameras.Reports.Doorknobs.Ridiculously funny gift. 10/10 recommend.

  5. David York –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Little

    Almost can’t read it so small

  6. Dan Jason –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Smaller then I expected

    They were smaller then I expected, which actually was kinda good because it is a bit more subtle. Quality is fine. They stick but you can take them off. Just as you’d want.

  7. peetzaguy –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    great prank

    Grocery store

  8. Ryan House –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Amazing

    Best stickers ever

  9. stephen brown –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag

    For gags at work.

  10. C. Gonzales –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun sticker

    Got this for my partner, one of the kids stole half. They all find it very entertaining

  11. MsKitty76 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    These are hilarious!

    They stick very well, and get a laugh when people see them. I put one on my car door (just above the window) and one on my asthma inhaler. I’ve gotten more than one guffaw out of them. Have some to my brother and a friend, because they saw them and just flipped. Thought they were great!

  12. Billy Bob –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    There fun

    Put some on some flash lights I gave my son in law for Christmas. He still hasn’t seen them. He was talking about taking them to work. I hope he does. Lol

  13. AA –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    So fun

    Sticking these everywhere on daily products in friends houses, deodorant, hand soap, salad dressing in the fridge, etc. really funny if placed on the right person’s belongings.

  14. RKC –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    What is there to say?

    Got these for a gift, for a practical joker. They haven’t been used yet. But I’m sure I will be seeing them around soon. They look great, exactly like what is pictured. I’m sure they will be put to very good use =)

  15. Andrew H. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Exactly what I needed

    Smaller than they appear but will be going on every shovel handle in the shop

  16. Shannon –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Very small

    As in, prescription bottle size… which I guess makes them funnier for immature people… Like my husband and stepsons lol

  17. Zach RZach R –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Shenanigans and tomfoolery

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     Well after doing my crew chiefs office in these, I went Christmas shopping and my 12 yr old daughter and I was up to our same old antics. We got Walmart good and I mean good, there is a lot of stickers and you can just go Willy Nilly with em and probably still have some. Had a lot fun, she had fun hangin with dad. I have a ton more pics but you see the gist of it

  18. tori –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    PERFECT FOR EVERYDAY USE

    I ordered these stickers about a year ago to stick all over my best friend’s bday gift. I ended up totally forgetting about them when it came time to give him his gift, but TRUST ME, I found plenty of uses for these stickers. they have sparked so many conversations, so many laughs, so many smiles… I’ve even made friends BECAUSE OF THESE STICKERS. they are fantastic. absolutely phenomenal. I’m down to 2 stickers on the roll I originally ordered so I’m about to order some more. EXTREMELY WORTH IT. one of my best amazon purchases. would most definitely recommend to a friend!!!!

  19. Adam S. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Instructions

    Instructions confusing, wound up with a toaster in my bath tub.

    One person found this helpful

  20. BRIAN OCONNOR –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Truth

    ‘Gag gift’!!?? Well, I don’t know who needs to know this, but they are GREAT and (in my humble opinion) necessary for grocery store trips. However, not according to my wife. There are sooo many products that require this label in your average grocery store.😁. ….trust me.

    One person found this helpful

  21. Ryan L Schwartz –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    A bit small but still a good purchase

    A bit smaller than I had expected. But good quality and did the job i got them for by making people laugh and be weirded out.

  22. Vasdra&Loki –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    It was fantastic!

    Got these before my husband and I went to a music festival and stuck one to the most obscure things. Once some of his elderly family got there we stuck it to places they would see it in their camp. It was amazing to see them still there when we left!

    One person found this helpful

  23. Pamela Skatzes –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best gag gift ever

    I gave these to a prankster friend for Christmas. She has terrorized everyone ever since. The stickers are a little smaller than I expected but I am still very happy with the purchase.

    One person found this helpful

  24. HydeHyde –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Maturity was never an option

    Perfect! Simply perfect!Let’s be honest, none of us are looking at this product because we’re mature. This product is solid, exactly as described and is already making me happy.10/10 would back seller up in a knife fight

    11 people found this helpful

  25. Michael goings –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny!!

    These are little small although bright and definitely will catch someones eye!

  26. R mckay –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Small

    I didn’t notice the size of the stickers when I purchased them but they are really small. So much that friends cannot even see what they say since the font is also small and not bolderI purchased to use as gag gifts but would not recommend based on the sizeThe stickers are on a roll and peel off easily stickiness is great not sure how easily they peel off once stuck to something

    One person found this helpful

  27. Mark M. Lavallee –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    They’re stickers and they are on the small side.

    I didn’t pay attention to the data on the page but they are smaller than they look on the site. That said, they are funny and they stick.

  28. Shane –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Good for a laugh

    I bought these for when I go grocery shopping. I put them on cucumbers and other such things for people to find later and get a laugh out of.

    3 people found this helpful

  29. Bill –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Like advertised

    Will do biz again.

  30. Tiffiny MarQuessTiffiny MarQuess –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Smaller than they look in picture

    They’re funny but I thought they were going to be alot bigger. I had to put several on the package to make it noticeable.

  31. mime –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    quality

    It was a great hit!

  32. Tricia –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love

    This is great

  33. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best stickers ever

    Put labels on things all over the grocery store.

  34. Hayden Berlin Scott tiner –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I thought they would be bigger but am happy with the size 😉

    These were the tits

  35. Erin C. –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Very small

    Funny but very small.

  36. Aimee –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Good laugh

    These are perfect for a joke. Only down side is they don’t peal off as easy as they go on.

  37. Oldfatman –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    WARNING: WILL NOT ADHERE TO RECTUMS!

    What’s not to like? Since purchase and proper use, my lunch has not been stolen from the office fridge!

    8 people found this helpful

  38. JeffA2001 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny gag

    Much easier to read than the blue ones.

  39. Scott –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    As advertised

    Expected a sticker that says rectal use only. Got a sticker that says rectal use only.

  40. D.G. –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Print too small.

    It’s ok as far a gags go, but the print was just too small to be appreciated.

  41. MeganMegan –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Make people laugh.

    It sticks well and is lots of fun for the money

    One person found this helpful

  42. Julissa –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Easy to put on anything and easy to remove

    Small easy to place and easy to take off after a good laugh.

  43. VANCE VICKREY –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny

    Funny

  44. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny gag gift

    Bought these as a gag gift and they didn’t dissapoint!

  45. Rachel Donato –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    tiny

    Super tiny small stickers but shipping was quick and they are a funny gag gift

    One person found this helpful

  46. Chris –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny

    Funny

  47. Zaccari –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect

    Lol 👍

  48. Anothergadgetfreak –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Good but small

    They are very small

  49. George JetsonGeorge Jetson –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Darker blue than photo

    DARK BLUELabels were NOT light blue so they were easily read. They’re DARK BLUE and very hard to read. Seller shipped a product that I’d hoped would be more clear and visibly lighter.

  50. DeannaDeanna –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny!

    I think these are perfect for some of the Christmas presents I am wrapping,they are definitely going on a few presents for my Dad,he is a real jokester! They are a little smaller than I thought and not as bright neon green as the advertised picture shows but I don’t care.They are just fine the way they are! They serve their purpose no matter what,someone is going to be laughing! !

  51. Katharine Hollingsworth –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious

    I’m in a rehab hospital and I’m going to put them on everything.

  52. Jeannine Bradford –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious for pranks

    Put these on your grandparents brush and bananas at the store. Put them on your aunts broom. Say nothing and let em find the fun. Buy yours today!

    One person found this helpful

  53. Sam03 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Worth Every Penny

    These stickers were worth every single penny I paid for them. I bought them as a gift for the office prankster and the look on his face, was pure joy. Like a kid in a candy store. One by one, these lovely beauties started showing up slowly. Just when we thought we had found them all and forgot about them, they’d pop up again and give us all a good chuckle….they are small, but not too small. Worth every single penny I spent. Even if two VP’S and two Directors walked into my office with a sticker stuck to my monitor and I was oblivious…

  54. Dennie –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I have had a lot of fun with these!

    If you are a jokester, these are for you. My friends and family never know where they are going to turn up!

  55. Brendon –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Got kicked out of a few stores but it was worth it!

    Had them all over pineapples at a local store

  56. Rigby –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    They were definitely smaller than I excepted.

    I got a roll of these stickers for my friends during Christmas. The stickers themselves were very good quality, I just thought that they would be bigger than they came out to be.

  57. Shawmut Lau –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Wicked funny!

    Totally funny🤣😂. I pranked a lot of people with these stickers. I put them on lighters, pens, etc… they love ’em, too!

  58. Top Shelf –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Much fun

    Me and my child have a world of fun with these at the grocery store

  59. Chad –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love it! They were great, and I will continue to use them and stick everywhere

    I enjoy being able to put these on objects people would never expect them to be there. When you visit a friends house, look in the medicine cabinet and you can find things to put it on. As well as soap dispensers that are the disposable plastic. Even sticking them on the back of someone’s shirt can be funny. I love these types of items

    One person found this helpful

  60. JennJenn –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    So fun! Did NOT disappoint!!

    I legit put them on everything. I was at my brother’s house and put them all over his tools, at my sisters I put them on her kitchen utensils LOLAlso, these are reallllly sticky! So if you’re unsure if you should stick it fully on there, I just stuck a little bc sometimes I couldn’t get the sticker off LOL!

    One person found this helpful

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