How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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Embark on a tongue-in-cheek journey into feline enlightenment with “How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives” – a hilarious and purrfectly absurd guide that promises to tickle your funny bone and keep your cat on the straight and narrow! This isn’t your ordinary pet care book; it’s a whimsical exploration of unlikely scenarios and the art of conversing with your furry friend on the quirkiest topics.

Imagine having enlightening conversations with your cat about topics you never thought you’d discuss, from abstinence to the perils of Satanism. With witty advice and a healthy dose of humor, this book ensures that you and your feline companion are always on the same page, even in the most unlikely circumstances.

Whether you’re a seasoned cat owner or a curious reader, “How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives” is your ticket to laughter, absurdity, and a newfound appreciation for the unpredictable conversations you can have with your whiskered confidant. So, grab a copy, curl up with your cat, and embark on a whimsical journey that will leave you both feline fine! 📚😸🤣 #CatTalks

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A book for Purrtiots. Advice from Expurrts.

“Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”

“What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?”

Don’t pawse for one second longer. Go talk to your cat!

Publisher ‏ : ‎

Crown; Illustrated edition (October 4, 2016)
Language ‏ : ‎

English
Paperback ‏ : ‎

144 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎

045149492X
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎

978-0451494924
Item Weight ‏ : ‎

2.31 pounds
Dimensions ‏ : ‎

5.46 x 0.34 x 8.22 inches
Best Sellers Rank:

#29 in Fiction Satire
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