How to Live with a Huge Penis

(60 customer reviews)

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SKU: 1594743061 Category: Tag:

Publisher ‏ : ‎

Quirk Books; Illustrated edition (February 1, 2009)
Language ‏ : ‎

English
Paperback ‏ : ‎

128 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎

1594743061
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎

978-1594743061
Item Weight ‏ : ‎

6 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎

4.73 x 0.32 x 8.75 inches
Best Sellers Rank:

#102 in Fiction Satire
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Customer Reviews:

4,077 ratings

60 reviews for How to Live with a Huge Penis

  1. Calena –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious!!!

    This book is a very fun real-aloud during adult parties or car rides. Lol

    2 people found this helpful

  2. William Bilbo –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Read the book!

    This is for any guy who wants to get a kick out of what he has in his pants 🩳.

    3 people found this helpful

  3. Jason Wright –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Lol

    😆 🤣 😂

    4 people found this helpful

  4. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Finally someone that understands

    I have been dealing with this issue for a long time, and this book was helpful to know that I am not alone. It provided much needed insight and advice when dealing with this problem.

    19 people found this helpful

  5. Keegan Reed –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    FINALLY. A gift for my friends that I know I don’t need.

    Tired of getting gifts for your friends that you wish you could keep for yourself? Well if you’re like me, look no further. I could not be further from the intended audience for this book. I know absolutely none of it applies to me, and it’s PERFECT. Finally something I can gift to my friends without pesky jealousy getting in the way.

    17 people found this helpful

  6. cb –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great!

    Bought as a book club suggestion!

    One person found this helpful

  7. Jerry Warriner –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    My “ordeal”

    At first glance I thought that this book was a put-on. However, the accounts had too many parallels to my own situation to discount it.When I was in the ninth grade I had to get a medical excuse so I could be excused from gym class until I graduated. Whether I was getting undressed in the locker room or washing up in the showers I was being harassed, teased and, even worse, given nicknames that other male students would use in mixed company. Throughout high school my organ kept getting larger, and finding ways to keep it concealed got tougher. Because of its thickness there was no way to bend it.Because I was subject to frequent erections, when out in public I carried a newspaper that I could hold over my crotch in the event I became aroused. After college, when I was employed, I knew I had to find a way to manage the size. I sought out a therapist who gave me a brief but intensive course to prevent erections in public, most of which occurred when my organ rubbed against my leg.I also re-read other men’s stories and felt that I wasn’t alone — that I was part of a brotherhood. Nevertheless, the frequent reluctance of women to have intercourse, and the limitations they put on it, has made me bisexual, and I am now able to use all of my organ, leaving me with a full sense of satisfaction. It took a bit of effort to overcome my initial reluctance, but the mutual benefits are beyond my imaginings.

    15 people found this helpful

  8. Mr. Reko –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Flailing like a fire hose control is key

    This book didn’t strike me as the correct way of dealing with my issue. However, I was abruptly wrong when I started diving into it’s deep, long, hard pages. Consider this your wake up call you long donged b***ards!! Dr. Richard Jacob is a genius. After confronting the horrifying obvious, that you will be living with this giant creature the rest of your life, Dr. Jacobs teaches you how to properly man handle and tame the beast through a series of wrist twisting and finger placement exercises. Flailing like a fire hose control is key. Next he wowwed me with stories of his own involving public understanding and acceptance, male jealousy, and female exasperation and curious fear. This “curious fear” is mastered with Dr. Giant Jock Jacobs’ rhetoric subliminal message technique where the woman is introduced to the submissive calm state of the pant python to gain comfortability and confidence. Other sections Dr. Dick Draggin Jacobs covers are underwear coping, toilet water fear, under area itches and how to remedy, Dick Myths, public erection hiding techniques, and finally Gift or a Curse? A series of discussions.Richard “The Rod” Jacobs is the best in the industry and knows your D like his own. Highly suggest you pick it up, 5/5.

    4 people found this helpful

  9. Matthew Zahn –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Must Read for Huge Penis Sufferers

    Does your dong slap your ankles when you walk? Neither does mine, since it drags on the ground… this book has helped me cope with this and many other adverse effects of having a Huge Penis. Do not hesitate to purchase this book. It will truly change your life.

    40 people found this helpful

  10. jeff miller –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Lived so many years with this affliction.

    So happy to hear that I am not the only one suffering from this curse. Good read!

    8 people found this helpful

  11. The Fagans –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Good laughs

    Sits on my husbands dash

    5 people found this helpful

  12. Arias Pitts –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift!

    I purchased this to cheer up a friend and it worked! The title alone is just super funny!

    2 people found this helpful

  13. Amazon Customer –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Book

    Thank you

  14. Andrew Reeves –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Gets me laid every time

    Having trouble being friendzoned? Invite those ladies back to watch a friendly platonic movie, have this life changing book on the coffee table. The ladies are definitely going to see this there, if they ask about it or try to pick it up just act embarrassed that you left it in the open, casually put it in your room and go back to watch the movie while tactfully dodging questions. She will either A. Snuggle up close and whisper in your ear with a slight tremor that she doesn’t just want to be friends anymore, or B. Watch the rest of the movie and in the next few days have the constant question of what type of tool do you really pack around. Either way she will want the question answered, and what better way then to do it herself. Works like a charm this book has saved my life and my wrist muscles for the better. I recommend to anyone and everyone.Thank you Dr. Richard Jacob for saving my life, and preventing me from getting any more wrist cramps.

    9 people found this helpful

  15. Carlos –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Roommate has shunned himself

    Gave as a gift to my roommate; he found disappoint soon after. He was also amazed of the different sizes one could reach. He has now refused to even have the book in his room, thus rejecting my gift of knowledge. Maybe another is more worthy of possessing such comprehension.

    2 people found this helpful

  16. Ayden Ortiz –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This is great

    I originally ordered this for a secret santa gift, and I read through and this book is actually great. It was so good I just had to order a second one for myself. This book is very relatable and very knowledgeable. You will get great advice from this book. I recommend buying this book.

    One person found this helpful

  17. Tyler –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Helpful as hell

    This book helped me so much. That’s all, the first page has a ruler which I feel is almost like a self diagnosis to see how much of a unique person you are. People like us shouldn’t live in the dark or be afraid of how well endowed we are.

    One person found this helpful

  18. wyatt ransonwyatt ranson –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Deadpool knows

    Best book ever!

    37 people found this helpful

  19. Jackie Vegas –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Half comedic, half useful.

    Well the book is practically set in a universe where people packing significant heat downstairs are discriminated against, and sometimes outright hated or attacked. Some stories are plain silly, while others are reasonable. As a hung male (this is not just clout chasing, I am serious.) there was in fact, actual advice and such within the book. Overall though, this book is a humorous read with some truth in it. Cop yourself a copy.

    One person found this helpful

  20. rey –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift!

    Everyone that has seen me with this book loves it. Great gag gift.

    2 people found this helpful

  21. Kevin M. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The book to help you beat your huge problems

    So I’ve had a huge problem my entire life. Nothing i did ever made beating my problem any easier. In fact, every time i tried to beat it, it only got harder to deal with. Any significant other i was with often found my problem to be quite the mouth full to deal with. But i finally got a self help book that will get me through the long hard times! Im glad to know I’m not alone.

    521 people found this helpful

  22. Beth –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great for RBDS

    This book is golden. Do you or someone you love suffer from RBDS(Really Big D*** Syndrome)? If so then this is a must have in their life. I bought this for my husband, he suffers from RBDS himself and sometimes he gets lonely being surrounded by a bunch of normal men. From start to finish this book was a laugh, it has tales of other men with RBDS and even has a journey for him to write in. One of the best books I have ever bought him. You must buy this book. It is a must have.

    4 people found this helpful

  23. Stranger_with_a_big_iron_on_their_hip –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    tHIS BOOK IS AMAZING

    tHIS BOOK IS AMAZING ,, IT HELPED ME REMOVE MY EXCESS PENIS LENGTH AND REMOVE MY ED

    3 people found this helpful

  24. Christin Bizzell –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very funny and made my man laugh

    Well endowed men need some emotionally supportive reading material, right? This is a great gag gift and my man laughed and got a kick out of it. He has it on his book shelf and makes sure the cover is showing lol. It’s full of anecdotal info too.

    One person found this helpful

  25. Dr. Sphinctorelli –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Saved My Marriage!

    I never wore sweats.Going outside in comfortable clothing was always so stressful. Hearing passerby shriek as I did my forward lunge stretches forced me to look into slimmer cuts. Though a man cannot be free and form-fitted either, as looking like you’re stealing a small animal makes everyone at the park uncomfortable. My colossal problem launched my wife into a depression, and the night when I knocked over her grandmother’s pepper shaker was the final straw. “The meat goes, or I go” she said, but I instead bought this book.Two years later I am still happily married, and I owe everything to this book! It swells up your confidence to right where it should be!

    10 people found this helpful

  26. Gina S –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best stocking stuffer ever!

    I bought this as a stocking stuffer for the title alone. I thought that it was great and funny. It has now become a topic of conversation with numerous visitors. Also, the book actually has detailed chapters and a ruler on the front page that tells you where you fit in the realm of men. It is a funny book that is even better than expected…again, I bought it for the title alone. If you need a funny gift or want to give someone an ego boost, this is a great and cheap purchase!

    58 people found this helpful

  27. Juan –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun

    Even as a Kindle book, this is a fun joke

    One person found this helpful

  28. SarahSarah –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute funny gift

    This will be a gift but the book is good quality. Love the concept. Flipped through it a bit. Full of misc tongue in cheek random stuff about huge penises. The corner of the book came slightly damaged, which is disappointing considering it’s a gift, but this was due to how Amazon packed the box (a box a bit too large for the contents so things flopped around a lot in post) and not a flaw due to manufacture.

    11 people found this helpful

  29. ekm –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious

    This is a very funny book

  30. Sam –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great read

    So much guidance. So much wisdom.I am now at peace

    7 people found this helpful

  31. Lindsey –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Sigh…..

    This might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve bought, but my boyfriend loves it. He has it on display on our coffee table.

    One person found this helpful

  32. L. Henry Dowell-Playwright –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Having a Huge Penis Isn’t Always a Bad Thing

    This is a good book for those of us with a huge penis. I understand the tongue in cheek nature of the book but I am not sure the book offers a fair and balanced point of view to the issue of Oversized Male Genitalia. Being big down there isn’t all bad. The truth is, women seem to enjoy my oversized penis. Yes, it has caused some trepidation over the years upon first glance but with proper preparation, most women have been able to handle it without physical harm. I just wish the book had presented a few more of the positive aspects of having a large schlong. As it is, the book is still an entertaining and informative read and deserving of 5 stars.

    3 people found this helpful

  33. Sara Shoreland –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Good book for well endowed men & their lucky lovers!

    Mostly from somewhat comedic standpoint but if you have the OM”problem” you’ll know you’re not alone. And as a personal note, it’s not a problem, there’s women who love & appreciate what may have caused you issues in the past. When you find her she’ll love you more, not be frightened by what you’re packin’.

  34. JG –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Oh, did I leave that laying out?

    Whenever my girlfriend’s friends or my neighbors come over to dog-sit while we are on vacation, I leave this sucker out “accidentally”. The way they react to me after that is priceless. The only downside is that the book doesnt really address any serious resolutions, like tucking it in your sock so you dont sit on it all the time.

    4 people found this helpful

  35. Bentelou –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious!

    I got this as a joke for my best friend. Long story short, he loved it. He said he leaves it in random places so when people come over it’s a little mysterious. I read a few pages before gifting it to him and thought it was hysterical! This is a great gift and definitely worth the money.

    One person found this helpful

  36. Aaron A Brooks –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Most helpful literature for me

    Most helpful literature for me. I am burdened by a large penis but this has given me tips to work around the issue. Wonderful. It also comes with measuring tools.

  37. Ianstx00 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Couldn’t Put It Down

    What do you get the man who has everything? Nothing, he literally has everything. But if you want embarrass someone at a white elephant party… You can’t go wrong with this. I also keep a copy handy in my car, in case I get stuck at a light. Just have to make sure you hold it up high enough for all to see.

    2 people found this helpful

  38. ☆☆☆☆☆ –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Too Funny!!

    I sent this to my man, who is currently in prison, and everyone got a huge kick out of it! The guards were looking over it and laughing about it before it even got to him! A great book to put a smile on his face 😔

    3 people found this helpful

  39. Alley –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    great prank gift idea

    this is such a cute funny gift! i bought it for my boyfriend cause he has a big one and i always tell him about it, so i can’t wait for him to open it as one of our anniversary gifts 😂 but i looked through and it’s literally an actual book PLUS there is a ruler inside to measure your (man part) with! hilarious!!!

    2 people found this helpful

  40. François-Marie Arouet –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Gift For a Friend’s Birthday (Help with the ladies)

    I thought I’d buy this for a friend of mine on his birthday for him to place on his coffee table for when ladies come by. I was sure this would work to convince them that my friend had a massive penis and that they should consider spending the night. He seemed quite happy to get such a useful gift, although I’m not sure how successful it’s been up to this point at tricking women into having sex with him solely for the size of his massive tool. The only downside I can see is that if his penis is in fact not very big, the women will consider this false advertising and leave angrily, on the other hand they may just decide that they’ve already done half the work and might as well finish what they started, micropenis be damned.

    12 people found this helpful

  41. ebschor –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Incredibly Helpful Information!

    A very well-written book with lots of useful information and facts. I recommend this to all my well endowed friends! Also, if you are not well endowed, this makes a great coffee table book or gag (pun intended) gift!

  42. JRoc –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Got for my brother

    It was a huge Xmas day hit

  43. Justin Danielsen –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great book, interesting read… not for me..

    I bought these books for my father-in-law and brother-in-law, not because they are well endowed, more of “life through my lense sort of thing” they were enthralled with my daily struggle

    2 people found this helpful

  44. melissa smith –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The perfect gift!

    This book changed my man’s outlook on his condition. It’s helped him be confident and proud.😂 😂 😂 😂But seriously, it’s a hilarious book.

    One person found this helpful

  45. Tiffany McCutchen –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious gift

    I love that it’s written like an actual self-help book. Too funny!

    One person found this helpful

  46. Mallory Degner –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect white elephant gift

    This book was a huge hit at the white elephant gift exchange

    3 people found this helpful

  47. david –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    finally

    I have been dealing with this condition ever since I can remember. the daily affirmations really help. I know a lot of people think this is funny, but as a man with a big penis I can tell you it can be very problematic and having this book has helped.

    4 people found this helpful

  48. joej –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The Impact On My Life Has Been So Big

    I did not know how to live with a huge penis until I purchased this book. Now I do know how to live with a huge penis.A large thank you to the author!

    4 people found this helpful

  49. José María –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Me ha cambiado la vida

    Un de autoayuda y para reflexionar, evitando que uno se sienta solo en el mundo con su alteración genética y que te hace ver alguna ventaja

    5 people found this helpful

  50. Michelle –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great present!

    My friend loved it! He brags but how big he is. And how. All the girls in school wanted him because he filled out his swimsuit so nicely. 🤣 I think his girlfriend laughed even harder than I did.

    12 people found this helpful

  51. Jennifer S –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    FUNNY – absolutely nothing to upset someone w/ a good sense of humor!

    I bought this for a friend of mine (former FWB TR) because I knew the humor was right up their alley. Granted, it’s not for everyone, and that’s ok. It’s a fun, satire story w/ plenty of tongue-in-cheek descriptors and advice. It shouldn’t be taken seriously and, if you get really offended by it, you’ve missed the point. It’s a fun gag gift for someone, especially if you’ve known them a long time, or just give it to those you deem worthy of having “too much,” lol.

    5 people found this helpful

  52. Reviewer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Finally Someone Understands What We’re Going Through!

    It’s comforting to know that we are not alone in this cruel and judgmental world. Most people look look down (very far down) on us for having OMG, and it can be difficult to exist in a world where most others are only of average or subaverage size. This book is a warm and welcoming cathartic relief for those of us in the two-inch category because, as I have come to realize, some women don’t like it that wide. I don’t know where men like us would be without this book! I highly recommend it.

    2 people found this helpful

  53. Summer Ayala –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best Gift for Your Man

    I got this for my boyfriend as sort of a gag gift for Christmas and it was a hit. He LOVES it! Not only is it hilarious because of inside jokes, but he actually enjoyed reading it and learning all of the facts in the book. He is proudly placing it on his bookshelf. If you have a well endowed man, you must buy this for him. One of the best purchases I’ve ever made in my life.

    One person found this helpful

  54. parley.b –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Finally

    I am so happy to finally have a piece of literature to help me cope with my unusually large manly hood.

    9 people found this helpful

  55. William Green –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Saved my life

    You are not alone! There are others out there who have lived with this birth defect and until now, I felt as though I had to hide my affliction from society because I thought I was alone. This book has changed my life. It wasn’t until I joined the military that I realized that I was different. I the only other male genitalia I had seen prior to Basic Training was in porn, and I figured that the porn industry used men with tiny units so as to not intimidate everyone… I did not realize that Mandingo was actually considered to have an extremely large unit… I thought he was slightly below average and that I was only slightly above average. When I took my first shower in Basic Training, they had open bays. It was then that I realized that everyone else in there was staring in horror as my limp unit slapped my calf. It was the first time I realized that the world doesn’t like people who are different. But this book showed me how to deal with my problem in ways that I had not thought of. Thank you DR Jacob and Rev. Thomas.

    7 people found this helpful

  56. Kindle guest –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect!

    I bought this for my husband. It made him laugh a ton. He put it out on the coffee table. It is ridiculous written inside. If you want to be shocked then buy this.I love the humor & he & I have had a blast showing mother-in-laws & reading at the tire shop etc.Not everyone appreciates the book like us, but the shock on their face is priceless!

  57. Samantha Moore –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gift

    Funny gift for guys lol

  58. Kenzie eakin –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    This is a great photo prop.

    As a transwoman, this has made a few eyes raise when taking photos in public

    13 people found this helpful

  59. brandon dietrich –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very helpful

    It’s a serious problem

    5 people found this helpful

  60. Key Stu –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Finally a bit of guidance for those of us suffering

    All this time I thought I was alone living with my disposition. It turns out many people suffer from being huge and this book will give needed guidance on how to live with it. Offers great advice and is surprisingly well written. The best use I have found for it being single is to make sure it is on your coffee table and when a girl comes over make sure she sees it. This will give her a chance to save herself and step out if she feels she needs to before Godzilla destroys the city. The only problem I have with this book is that it is written for those who are huge but not mega huge…still it does offer me some universal advice and well worth the money. If you suffer from being huge you should pick up this book, you can learn to live a normal life and come out from the shadows as I have.

    121 people found this helpful

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