Dino Bitch Kitchen Towels

(54 customer reviews)

$17.00

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funny kitchen towels

funny kitchen towels

funny kitchen towels

funny kitchen towels

ULTRA ABSORBENT

Classic hollow honeycombs weave design makes the kitchen dishcloth more absorbent, and dry quickly.

DURABLE & BUILD TO LAST

Exquisite edging and cable routing can improve the reusability, and it is not easy to tear, wear and loose the thread after cleaning.

CUTE DECORATION

Funny Kitchen Towels – A Conversation Piece. Works great to be on display on the oven bar, stove handle, or dishwasher doors.

funny kitchen towels

Color

2 Pack-polka Dot
Brand

LXOMILL
Age Range (Description)

All Ages
Material

Microfiber
Product Dimensions

13"L x 5.9"W
Number of Items

2
Pattern

Polka Dot
Special Feature

Lined
Product Care Instructions

Machine Wash
Shape

Rectangular
Size

Small
Unit Count

2.0 Count
Item Weight

7 ounces
ASIN

B0CGPXPYKM
Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 stars
Best Sellers Rank

#17,246 in Kitchen & Dining (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining) #252 in Dish Cloths & Dish Towels
Date First Available

August 27, 2023

54 reviews for Dino Bitch Kitchen Towels

  1. Savannah Smiles –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great quality.

    Made a nice gift. Was impressed with how cute they were. Gift shop quality.

  2. laurie –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Printing is great

    Towels look great, but the microfiberness is not. Hard to touch. Wish they were cotton or a better blend. Not a great towel if your hands get dry.

  3. Courtney Bourgeois –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Super cute!

    We bought these as a gift for my SIL. She’s obsessed with plants and nature! She said she needed kitchen towels and these were perfect for her. Great quality towels, too!

  4. Kathy –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very cute towels.

    These are very well made and the colors are bright!

  5. Taylar McKelly –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    They are great!

    I was expecting cheap kitchen towels but these are actually very thick and nice!

  6. Lora Robinson –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great Christmas Gift Idea

    These are cute. I got them for my daughter for Christmas…because the sayings are truly about her.

  7. Julie –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Dish Towels

    Very cute towels, I’m gifting them.

  8. A. Hayes –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute dish towels

    My mom and sister love dish towels and these are very cute. I’m planning to add these to some holiday gift baskets I’m assembling for them.

  9. Darlene Brickman –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    So sweet

    These were gifted to my daughter and she absolutely loves them

  10. Kathy and Tommy –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gift!

    Perfect for decorative towels! I gave them as a gift for laughs so I can’t say much about quality.

  11. Kerri Watkins –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Plant lover towels

    These hand towels are super cute and very funny for plant lovers.

  12. Heart bell –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute

    Cute

  13. Andrea –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Loooove them!

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     Love love love them!

  14. amehartamehart –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love These Towels!

    These towels are wonderful – cute, soft yet very absorbent microfiber waffle fabric that is lint-free and wrinkle-free. They are machine washable and they wash and dry beautifully. The photo was taken after washing them, so you can see they hold their shape well. The more I use these, the more I love them.They come individually wrapped in cellophane and can be given as gifts or used as cute wrapping for kitchen/food type gifts. Would definitely recommend.

    3 people found this helpful

  15. Nola –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Functional and cute!

    These dish towels are adorable for any plant loving person in your life, or for yourself.

  16. Becky S. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Quality towels

    These tea towels are a gift for a gardener – love the “messages” and the fabric is so soft and thick!!

  17. Connie –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gift!

    Gift for a friend who also loves the show, a big hit!

    3 people found this helpful

  18. DeAnna Ziebarth –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Attractive and Durable

    I bought these towels for a gift. My friend LOVES THEM! She said usually the lettering comes off after a few washes but not these!

    One person found this helpful

  19. lkd –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gifts

    Well made. Very pleased.

    2 people found this helpful

  20. Russell Foster –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Good gift

    Well made materials. Great gifts.

  21. Mike D. –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    OK

    Funny and different but quite thin and flimsy compared to most dish towels.

  22. bridgette –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Gift

    I thought these were hilarious and super cute!…I got them as a gift and they absolutely love them

  23. Tess Tickles –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Smaller than expected but cute!

    Given as a Secret Santa gift and was loved. I personally was expecting more of a tea towel size, but my gift recipient loved it and that’s all that matters.

  24. CJ –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Very Cute & Fun!!

    Great Gift Idea For The Margarita Lover!!

  25. Sherrie –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny Towels

    These “Funny Towels” are actually the best towels, and I’m not being funny! Over the decades, I have tried many a supposed “absorbent” kitchen towel, only to be severely disappointed. These actually perform the best of any. And, they have a cute message to keep you smiling through the continual daily drying of plates, pots and pans. The towels absorb water quickly on all materials – even plastic!

    6 people found this helpful

  26. Adri N. –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gift!

    Product came just as advertised. Gave it as a birthday gift! Perfect for any Schitt’s Creek fan!

  27. Mari Q. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Sweet towels

    Love these towels very nicely made and adorable.

  28. sylvia villa –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love them

    Great quality, I love them

  29. A –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Cheap

    Print looks cheap like it was from the dollar store. Don’t know if I got a different set, but another buyer posted a photo and mine looks off. If it was a gift for someone I’d return it. Since it’s for me I’ll just keep it because it’s Rosebud Motel quality which is kind of funny.

    2 people found this helpful

  30. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Given these a million times and everyone loves them

    The perfect gift for a SC fan!

  31. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great quality

    I purchased these towels as a gift for my son, who is learning to bake bread. They are perfect for covering dough while it rises. Great purchased will probably buy more.

  32. Sheri Ann George –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Giftable

    I have a friend who literally has everything, so she’s difficult to buy presents for. After busting my brain about what I should get her for Christmas, it occurred to me that she enjoys baking and I got her these. She loves them! They are very visually appealing and looks lovely on display. I found they were a bit pricey, but I’m glad I got them for her 🙂

    One person found this helpful

  33. Horse Lover –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute Gift

    These were a cute gift for a gardening friend! I can’t comment on how well they washed or the absorbency.

    One person found this helpful

  34. LJLJ –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect!

    Nice hand towels. They were the perfect addition to a margarita basket for a raffle.

  35. KP –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Friendsmas hit!

    Purchased these for a friendsmas gift and everyone loved them! I see them on my friends stove every once in a while when we are at their house. They are soft and absorbent to dry your hands on!

  36. Sharon Lee Haire –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Great product

    Perfect gifts.

  37. shopper59 –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Sweet towels for a friend.

    These are very cute and were perfect housewarming gift for a friend. I thought they were a little pricey 5 days ago when I bought them, and today I find the price has dropped $5.00!!!Not cool!

  38. Jill G. Chop –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun cute gift

    The made fun Christmas gifts that did not break the bank.

  39. Erin M. Schneider –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny gag for when guests come over.

    I got this as a gag for guests using my bathroom. Quality is not great as an actual towel, but the printing is perfect and is sooooo funny.

  40. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great product!

    Excellent quality!!!

  41. Denise –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best friends forever

    I gifted these at a birthday luncheon to my friends. They are memory making towels!!!! They are excellent quality.

    One person found this helpful

  42. Schmoopy –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect Gift for “Talks like a Sailor” Cook

    The towels themselves are pretty basic, not the softest but not bad. The print is vibrant and hilarious! I used this to add a touch to grill gift basket I put together for my step father. This was right along with his sense of humor and everyone got a kick out of it!

  43. Victoria –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect gift

    I bought these to go with a White Elephant party gift and they were a hit!Funny sayings and seem to be very well made!

  44. M Howell –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gift for my margarita-lovin friend!

    These are super cute! Bright colors and fun design! My friend loved them with the bottle of tequila I added to her gift bag! Nice for the price!

  45. kelly dube –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    great gift for baker in your life

    Got this as a gift for a woman I work with that loves to bake; its her life. She was so happy with these and adored them. They sayings are cute and the material is very nice. Everyone that saw them asked where I got them as nothing you’d see in a store. Happy customer

  46. Jay 🇺🇸 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Nice

    Looked like a uncomfortable hotel towel in the bag but I opened it and it was soft and nice.Printed on both sides so long story short in looked basic and unimpressive but I opened it and it was soft.Double side printed, and will do great.I did not use it yet so don’t know how the print will hold up to use but out of the bag as great as you would expect.As long as it don’t fall apart with use it’s a great buy

  47. allyann –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Nicely made

    These are made nicely and the graphic is very clear to see.

  48. Robert Fitch –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    All thumbs up

    Got it for someone for Christmas and they love the Schitt’s Creek reference and seems good quality.

  49. Amanda D. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute towels!

    Just as it shows. They were so cute and my friends loved them.

  50. dwhite0312 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Our fancy towels

    I bought these as a gift for my husband. He’s an amazing cook & can bbq like nobody’s business. These cracked me up so i knew he’d love them. I use them as decorative towels & hand them on the oven door. Everyone that’s seen them cracks up & loves them too! Fun, goofy gift!

    One person found this helpful

  51. Janeen Brinkley –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Nice and absorbent

    Cute towels that work as intended. They wash well without shrinking and do not hold stains.

  52. Angela Bonofiglio –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Super cute

    Used as a base for a margarita gift basket.

  53. ER –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute but cheap looking

    These are cute hand towels, but the quality looks pretty cheap. The printing and the feel of the towels is not great.

  54. Melissa –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great quality!

    I bought this set for my plant loving brother and he absolutely loved them! The quality and print are both great. Happy customer!

    One person found this helpful

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