Cum Rag

(60 customer reviews)

$12.00

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Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎

7.81 x 7.64 x 1.08 inches; 2.4 Ounces
Date First Available ‏ : ‎

May 25, 2022
Manufacturer ‏ : ‎

LoLoud
ASIN ‏ : ‎

B0B28ST5HN
Best Sellers Rank:

#25 in Hand Bath Towels
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Customer Reviews:

961 ratings

60 reviews for Cum Rag

  1. Maggie –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Super soft.

    Bought as a gag gift for my boyfriend and it’s great. Amazing quality

  2. Sara W –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Should’ve bought more!

    Super thick and durable! If s*x wasn’t exciting enough, this somehow makes it even more fun (the scramble to gab the rag is just awesome) LOL

  3. Andrea Rose –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious gift!

    Gifted this rag to my bf for Christmas, absolutely loved it and got a good laugh out of it!

  4. Ally –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great decor

    Got it for my boyfriend for our anniversary as a gag gift (pun intended) and it now hangs proudly as a hand towel in our guest bathroom. Never fails to get a laugh or confused look out of people, and it ALWAYS starts a conversation. Best couple bucks I’ve spend in a while.

  5. Zechariah g. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Surprisingly soft

    I got this as a gift for one of my buddy’s, it’s surprisingly soft and really white,the stitching came out good. This can be used as a house hold item or…whatever purpose u with to use it for.makes a great gag gift

  6. russell –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Works as intended

    Works great, did not leave a picture of it being used as that would be inappropriate….but she got a laugh out of it.

    6 people found this helpful

  7. McKenzie Tumlinson –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious

    Super soft and perfect for a gag gift

  8. Brad Schoenfield –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I mean…

    It says it right on the rag. Love it! Great gag gift for someone “special” in your life

  9. Maegen –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Too funny not to share.

    I saw this and laughed so hard I could barely breathe. My boyfriend and I don’t really talk dirty in anything other than off color over the top just coarse language. So this is just the ticket for a funny thing I’m going to hide in a drawer for him to find. I could hardly believe that it was on Amazon. But if you are adventurous search for toys on Amazon too. Good selection and very reasonable pricing. Happy hornet holidays are in store for you on Amazon.

    One person found this helpful

  10. Nathan –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Gag gift

    Funny gag gift, but I’m sure you could use it as what it says

  11. Britteny Osiecki –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best gift idea ever

    I got this as a gift for my boyfriend. More a less just to mess with him haha. As soon as he opened the gift he started laughing. So I think my job was done.

  12. Michael Brainard –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great convo starter

    Place this on the coffee table when cute neighborhood moms stop by. It isn’t large enough to be very useful, but it gets the point across.

  13. Bren –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Too funny

    I got this for my husband, he always has a towel in his truck, I call it his cum towel, he uses it after putting his dentures in and wipes off the excess glue. So this to me is funny, can’t wait to see his face at Christmas.. did I mention he’s 70 😅🤣

  14. MillerTyme –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great Party Gag Gift

    I would recommend this as a party gag gift.

  15. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Made a intimate moment very funny

    I was going to give my boyfriend this as one of Xmas gifts . However ….lets just say I found a more appropriate time to give it to him 😉lol! He thought it was hilarious 😂

  16. faith –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    lol

    this is so funny, my bf laughed when he opened it. much smaller than i thought. white is also not a very good color lol

  17. Lo Soldato –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    For the love of god…

    Know this: This thing is coming in transparent packaging with “cum rag” proudly displayed. Didn’t even put the shipping label over it. Thank god I saw this in the reviews and had it shipped to an Amazon locker. It’s a surprise and having it arrive in all of its glory would have spoiled the fun.But is nice! Lettering looks great! Which is nice since everyone handling the order gets to see it.

    2 people found this helpful

  18. Zakiya –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Gag gift.

    It’s soft and my boyfriend laughed when he opened it. I gave it to him as a early Christmas present. Overall he loves it.

    One person found this helpful

  19. Briar D Gower –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Wow!

    Wow! Iv used this more then i ever thought i would! Just dont mix it up with your shower towel…. Got it in my hair…..

    One person found this helpful

  20. Matthew B. –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious, but ships in a clear bag…

    This thing is great! Funny and actually a nice towel! One little problem, it ships in a clear bag. Of course the person applying the shipping label put it on the backside, so it shipped proudly displaying it’s purpose for all to see…

    6 people found this helpful

  21. Tori Crutchfield –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun gag gift

    Made him laugh, bought it just for fun

  22. Rachel –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    He loved it

    Just say he laugh 😂😂

    2 people found this helpful

  23. Starr SavageStarr Savage –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect Size To Wipe

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     I am excited to give this to my friend to share with her partner ! I think I need to get one for myself 😅🤭

    5 people found this helpful

  24. Azalia –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Good quality

    My boyfriend loved this rag ! A perfect birthday gift

  25. Steven DiGregorio –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Good Cum Rag

    I used this product for its intended purposes

    8 people found this helpful

  26. Kindle Customer –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    A very funny gag gift but not great

    Rag was scratchy and not comfortable to use for anything. Would only buy again for a gag gift, not practical

  27. Jennifer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great

    Bought as a funny gift for my husband & he loved it. Definitely got laughs & is a handy item to have. So far it’s held up from use & wash.

    3 people found this helpful

  28. Brittany –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift for husband

    I added this to a valentine’s day gift basket that I made for my husband. He thought it was hilarious, and that was the point.

  29. Brandy C. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect gag gift

    This popped up while I was looking for Valentine’s gifts for my boyfriend who’s on deployment and I had to buy it. He got a kick out of it too

    One person found this helpful

  30. Alyssa –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Gift was a hit!

    I bought this for my friend as a gift for her bachelorette party and everyone thought it was hilarious. It’s actually a great quality towel and the embroidery on it is identical to the photo. Overall I’m very happy with my purchase and I hope they are too!

  31. Daenia Surratt –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny

    Got it for my boyfriend as a birthday gift, and he found it pretty funny 🤣

    2 people found this helpful

  32. Dalis Thi –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    bf loved it

    great gift for boyfriend

  33. cassie –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny gift

    Boyfriend got a laugh out of it

    One person found this helpful

  34. Sarah Burk-Covington –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    3.5/5

    meh.

    2 people found this helpful

  35. Amber Marie –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny gag gift

    Super funny gag gift to give someone and is a very nice towel material as well.

    3 people found this helpful

  36. Gor’jess –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious

    A simple and funny gift to put a smile on your mates face he loved it !

    3 people found this helpful

  37. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Towel

    This was such a fun gift to give my boyfriend for our 1 year anniversary. He was laughing so hard

    3 people found this helpful

  38. abbie –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Exactly what I wanted

    This was a birthday gift for my boyfriend. He LOVED it.

    2 people found this helpful

  39. Hailee –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Useful

    Good material very sturdy in the wash. The stitching is nice as well. We use it all the time and is just cute and funny as a gift for your partner

    One person found this helpful

  40. Daisy Horton –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Actually Useful!

    I bought this for my boyfriend for his birthday as a joke but he says it actually fits it’s purpose surprisingly well lol

    One person found this helpful

  41. Tara –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gift and good use

    Me and my bf genuinely use this instead of dirtying towels. It’s a good laugh as a gift and comes in handy

    2 people found this helpful

  42. Jamie –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    it’s a solid gift.

    my boyfriend thought it was hilarious and very useful. SUPER SOFT TOOO

    3 people found this helpful

  43. Sami –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hidden Gem

    This towel is surprisingly high quality for a gag gift. My boyfriend uses it everyday for his testosterone and he says it’s gentle on the skin. After a few washes, it still looks new!

    One person found this helpful

  44. Ashton –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    gag gift

    funny gag gift looks just like the photo I do not recommend using it for what it says it as its scratchy

    2 people found this helpful

  45. Liz –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny raunchy towel

    Got this for a naughty gift exchange. It was a big hit

    One person found this helpful

  46. Niccole Brooks –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hit at our couples gift exchange

    Included a bottle of lotion in the gift box and it was the talk of the evening.

  47. Gabrielle –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Gag gift

    Purchased this for my husband as a gag gift & he about lost his mind in laughter. He loves it!

    One person found this helpful

  48. John –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love this and you will too

    Loved this it a great size and the quality it great!

  49. Malynda Carlson –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Small – but cute

    Excited to give as a gift for his birthday 😂

  50. Kim –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funniest gag gift

    Gave this to my BF for Christmas – we got a really good laugh in and it’s useful

    One person found this helpful

  51. emem –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny af

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     Gift ability is great for partners, SOOO SOFT ! i was shocked ! will buy again if i need another one LOL

    One person found this helpful

  52. Amazon Customer –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Ships in clear bag

    Product is as described but it ships in a clear bag so everyone knows what you’re getting

  53. Mrs.Sousa –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Sooo funny !!

    Super good quality for a joke! Super soft and the stitching is perfect!

    One person found this helpful

  54. Adam C Lagacy –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny and does it’s job

    Never mistake it for any other rag

    2 people found this helpful

  55. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious 😂

    Bought it for our 9 year anniversary and he loved it. This was the first anniversary we did any kind of gifting and I think I threw him for a loop with this one. Towel is super soft to the touch and held up well after the first wash.

    3 people found this helpful

  56. Makuy –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The materials are excellent

    I bought it as it appeared on my list of things I might like, well it turned out to be a great prank for us mechanics🤣

  57. Stephanie –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great Valentine’s Day gift!

    It’s great . Very humorous and my bf loved it ! It’s a nice Valentine’s Day gift 🙂

  58. Karen Spirko –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny gift

    Just a funny ( in appropriate)If you have a sick sense of humor…worth the money

    2 people found this helpful

  59. Samantha Topolski –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Soft

    Soft

    One person found this helpful

  60. Rachel R. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    funny

    bought this for my husband & he got a good kick out of it lol. quality rag though !

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