Blinker Fluid

(37 customer reviews)

$9.00

Gearheads and Mechanical Maestros, brace yourselves for the Synthetic Blend Blinker Fluid Extravaganza – a turbo-charged journey into automotive wizardry where every drop is a secret sauce for superior signaling and every pour is a rite of passage into vehicular enlightenment! Imagine a blinker fluid so advanced, it’d have AI-powered cars questioning their algorithms, and a blend so potent, it’d make Formula 1 pit crews rethink their strategies. This isn’t just blinker fluid; it’s a concoction of automotive alchemy, a declaration of war against the dim-lit roads. So, grab your Synthetic Blend Blinker Fluid like a sorcerer wielding a magic elixir, don the armor of mechanical mastery, and let’s create an automotive saga so intense, even the speed demons on the Autobahn would tip their hats! 🚗🔧 #BlinkerAlchemy

SKU: B0CL8Q6KVN Category: Tag:
Product Dimensions

6.2 x 4.1 x 2 inches
Item Weight

1.76 ounces
Country of Origin

USA
ASIN

B0CL8Q6KVN
Manufacturer recommended age

5 years and up
Best Sellers Rank

#15,951 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games) #108 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys
Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5 stars
Manufacturer

Jergrim

37 reviews for Blinker Fluid

  1. Shawna –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    A lot smaller than I expected…

    Cute “little” gag gift.

  2. Rachel Stovall –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Dissappointing!

    It’s fine but they could have filled with any kind of liquid. Or anything to make it a better gag gift.

  3. Robert Forbes –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The BEST blinker fluid on the market.

    Hello everyone,I have to say this blinker fluid is by far the best available on the open market. Sure, Silk Road might have better (and highly illegal) stuff but I’m not spending that kind of money or jail time to let someone know I’m about to turn.The viscosity is perfect, having the same slickness as a polar bear booger. This helps reduce wear on the blinker bearings and ensures proper lubrication in cold weather.Since it’s a clear fluid it doesn’t change the color of your blinker light. Some of the knock-off brands use chemical byproducts (such as armadillo urine) as an stabilizing additive but this quickly causes the blinker lights to over-saturate, thereby shifting hue to a more girlish pink color. Nothing wrong with pink, or girls, but I want my blinker to be red. Like my steak. It’s the way it’s supposed to be.Density matters when we’re dealing with blinkers. Ever poured molten lead into a blinker? You’ll quickly realize it was a bad idea. What you want is something a little less dense then plain water… because after all, if you’re driving in a flood the blinker fluid rises to the top and ensures your blinks don’t sink. This blinker fluid has you covered!Let’s talk a little bit about the other benefits of the fluid.Is it delicious like whiskey? Nope, but it has 0 calories and no trans-fat whatsoever. While it’s not specifically listed on the food pyramid I have in on good authority that there are plans to make it so in the near future. Also, it apparently neutralizes the effects of MSG. So there’s that. China buffet here I come!Is it expensive? Not at all. My bottle lasted 15,046 blinks. A regular disposable blinker bulb lasts about 5,000 blinks and then it must be discarded in a land fill where it almost certainly turns into uranium once it’s half-life is reached. This blinker fluid can be stored in jugs in your backyard once it’s been used and eventually it’ll turn into muffler grease and you can use it to quiet your ride- a win-win!How about the odor? Roses. It smells like roses.Anything else to add? One time I was refilling the rear left blinker while listening to satellite radio. Every time I poured a little in the reception increased dramatically. That’s got to be good for something.

  4. SeaBeaSeaBea –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious prank, good quality

    This empty blinker fluid bottle is hilarious! I brought it out during a conversation at Christmas, some people knew it was a joke immediately while others couldn’t figure out what was so funny. The bottle comes empty, but the twist top cap is removeable so you can add liquids or even sand or small pebbles for weight if desired. I put water in mine and there were no leaks.The bottle comes with a red gift bow (with instructions) and a business card.The label on the bottle is detailed and has a lot of information about the “blinker fluid”. Haha!This was smaller than I pictured, but I didn’t read measurements, so that’s my fault. It was a great conversation piece, I recommended it!

  5. TWindy –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    A great gag gift for your favorite mechanic!

    Meets all state and federal guidelines. Correct viscosity and clarity. And minty fresh taste!Ok, of course I am joking around – and that is the point. My husband is a manager of an automotive shop. He hears it all, believe me. We both thought this would be great fun to ask customers if they have had their blinker fluid checked recently. You would be amazed at how many fall for it. But it starts a dialogue about the things that really do need to be checked on and in your car – and that is the whole point for him.

  6. N.K. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gift for a mechanic

    I got this as a gift for my dad who’s a mechanic, he used to tell me about the turbo encabulator so when I seen this I knew he would get a kick out of it. It comes empty and I thought about filling it with dyed water before giving it to him but decided against it in the end. The bow it comes with was fun to make.

  7. Whitney Westall –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute But Petite

    This is the perfect gag gift! It is labeled to look authentic and the bow just adds to the hilarity of this gift. The biggest thing to keep in mind is the size which they do their best to demonstrate in the added pictures of the item. It is still very good quality, comes empty in case you do not want it to leak, and still gets the point across. Perfect gift for that “car guru” in your life!

  8. Toni Dale –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very funny gag gift

    It’s a small empty bottle, but the joke is in the bottle labels. Totally fun!

  9. MeMe MelMeMe Mel –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute Gag Gift

    Here is perfect gift for any and all of those holiday Gag Gift Exchanges! My husband is our entire family’s repairman, so this little container caught my eye. It is aimed to help those drivers that never follow good traffic etiquette by using the turn signal blinker. The details on the front and back of the Blinker Fluid are hilarious and the order comes with a neat gift bow to attach for gift giving. Made in the USA! The only disappointment was that the container is empty. I plan to fill it with clean water to give it an authentic blinker fluid feel. I know he will love it and it will likely not be passed on, just kept as a funny talking point in his workshop.

  10. djm3311 –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect gag gift

    This gag gift is perfect for your car enthusiast. 🤣

  11. Kindle Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Almost Fooled him

    My dad was a machine operator in the military for decades before retiring. I got him this, filled it with water and gave it to him for a gag gift for Christmas… he was legit confused for a moment wondering where he would need this and how could it possibly be both LED and Incandescent compatible before he realized its not a real thing LMBO. He’s planning on regifting it to one of his mechanic friends

  12. Lily Noteboom –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect for little gift – lots of laughs!

    Loved this product! It was really good quality. The attention to detail on the labels was perfect and hilarious. I used it as a white elephant gift and people thought it was so funny! It comes empty, and the cap does not seal tight enough to put liquid in but none the less it is a great gift or funny container!

  13. KJDRedd –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Almost Looks Real

    I’ve looked at ALOT of these gag gifts, and most don’t look like real products. The labels are just OK, and they don’t read like a real product from an auto parts store. THIS ONE DOES. It’s small, but the label has SO MUCH ON IT. It actually takes your brain a second to get its fake. Of course, it is empty but you can add water so it feels full.

    3 people found this helpful

  14. Elizabeth Bourgoin –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute gag gift!

    Adorable gag gift for the auto guy in your life

  15. Pedro James –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great white elephant gift

    Was a hit at the Christmas party

  16. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    looks great

    just what i wanted

  17. SM420SM420 –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I drive around with this in my car

    Originally ordered this as a gift. But after reading it front and back I liked it so much I decided I would just keep it. I’m glad I did. I have used it every chance I can. I love to roll up and flash the blinker juice jug. I usually get the blank stare 😳 but at least a few times I got an apology. Lol seriously, bad drives need blinker juice. It’s cute, small enough to keep in glove box or even in the side panels of the door. Too much fun. Hilarious, I recommend it!

    One person found this helpful

  18. A. Stephens –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    perfect white elephant gift

    This is a cute little gag gift. We actually filled it with Apple juice to give it a little extra for the gift.

    One person found this helpful

  19. DARLA HUMPHREY –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Looks exactly like picture

    Looks exactly like the picturegoing to be a fun gag gift

  20. DD –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    It’s ok

    The bottle is way smaller than I thought it would be for the price. It will still be fun for a white elephant prank…just wish it would have been half the price for more than half the size I expected…

  21. Mandy D –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift!

    This is such a great gag gift! The attention to detail is perfect as I have to admit I had to do a double take and say “hey wait a minute- there’s no such thing!” It look like a very legit bottle of fluid that you would need to add to your vehicle. So if you have someone super gullible, this would be amazing! Not very big however like say a bottle of oil for your engine, but again it’s all in the details. Comes with a red ribbon to tie a bow that is pictured. Can’t wait to give this as a gift this year.

    One person found this helpful

  22. Peterson W.Peterson W. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious.

    Great gag gift. Bottle ships empty, so it’s up to you to figure out what to fill it with. The label is awesome, and the product description and instructions on the back are amazing. “Locate the blinker fluid reservoir: it’s right next to the muffler bearing.”Perfect dirty Santa gift!

    One person found this helpful

  23. Amy Newman –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun little novelty gag gift

    Nothing fancy but a fun little gag gift; it’s not terribly large so the recipient won’t have to “find a place to keep it” – it would fit well on a desk or even mantle/bookshelf. Looks realistic!

  24. Sue Eckhoff –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    So fun

    Can’t wait to give this to my nephew who is a new driver and a little gullible. Will be a hit this Christmas.

  25. CD –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Awesome Gag Gift – Blinker Fluid

    I got this for my neighbor as a gag gift…and he literally laughed out loud! I think he’s shown it to everyone on the block and everyone laughed!

  26. jared kreger –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best gag gift ever

    For those poor kids that have been wronged by this prank, this is for you lol give it to the parent that did it and be prepared for a good laugh, it’s high quality and I highly recommend 5 stars

  27. Just me and my zooJust me and my zoo –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift!

    This is such a great gag gift! My son thinks he’s funny and makes fun of his younger brother that he will never be able to drive because he won’t be able to change the blinker fluid. This is going into my oldest son’s Christmas stocking, filled with cash.

    3 people found this helpful

  28. ChrisL –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Will be cute Xmas gift for my son

    For a gag item, this is made extremely well. Looks very professional, just like you picked it up at the auto parts store. Nice that it ships empty. Will be a gift for our son who recently bought a car. Perhaps we will fill it with candy or cash. Might be a bit pricey for what it is, and a bit smaller than I expected, but that’s really on me; I was thinking of something along the lines of washer fluid gallon jug and didn’t pay enough attention to the wording which clearly states 16 oz. LOL, didn’t think about how much blinker fluid a car would need. Would recommend this for a gag gift.

    One person found this helpful

  29. J.D. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This is a great gift!

    I ordered this “blinker fluid” as a joke gift for my brother to continue our family tradition of silly gifts. I could not be more pleased with it! It is very detailed and looks just like any other container of auto fluid. It is nicely made – not thin and flimsy like so many other “gag” gifts are. It is a nice size, too – large enough to be seen, but it won’t take up a lot of space. I can’t wait for him to see it!

  30. MiBCMiBC –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Awesome Little Gag Gift

    This is a pretty awesome little gag gift for the car enthusiast in your life. Especially if they don’t know how to use turn signals, ha! Note that the container isn’t that large, but the description specifies the item’s dimensions; just don’t expect a full-sized container (the handle on the top might make you think it’s a lot larger than it really is). Aside from this, which is not at all an issue for me, I know this will make an excellent gift for them to proudly display.

  31. EOD Phil –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect Gag Gift

    I’m a soldier in the army. I have been for nearly 22 years. In that time, we’ve had a ton of legendary pranks played on each other. One (for the maintenance crowd) is to send a new soldier looking for blinker fluid. This gift, boasting 15,000 blinks, is perfect. If I was still a shop officer, I’d have it prominently displayed in my office. It’s the perfect gift for an office dirty Santa or White Elephant.

  32. Sarah H. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Small and hilarious

    This little bottle is the perfect gag gift for the gearhead on your shopping list. The labels make it look like a legitimate car care item, but those who know will get a huge laugh. Great for filling with candy, nuts and bolts, or other small items that people tend to collect and don’t want to lose. The bottle is smaller than a soda can, but well constructed. For its size and weight, it is really sturdy.

  33. Gregory Jay –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ha

    Good quality print on the bottle the image and text is clear and legible.If this was on the shelf at the store it could pass off as being real.Perfect gag gift for a teen or coworker.

  34. TheMrsC –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Adorable gag gift!

    This is the perfect gag gift for that someone in your life that can take a joke. With Christmas coming up this is sure to get some really good laughs at the office Christmas party. I know exactly who is going to be receiving it. The bottle is made of a sturdy plastic. The writing and graphics are crisp and clear. The bow is very easy to assemble. Definitely going to be a hit!

    One person found this helpful

  35. Anthony T –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hillarious

    This is a super funny gift. The bottle looks and feels entirely real, until you read what is says on the label. Great prank gift and could be filled with anything as it comes empty and with a removable lid

  36. melvalmelval –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious

    Faux products are probably one of our favorite things to give as gag gifts because you get the people who think it’s just hilarious, and then you get the people who think it’s a legitimate product. When my husband saw this, he couldn’t stop laughing. They put a lot of detail into the label to make it look realistic, which is perfect. It also came with a red bow to add for gifting.

    One person found this helpful

  37. VisualSol –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect for a gag gift!

    This is perfect for our holiday party! Each adult brings a small gift to share or a gag gift. This year we have three teenagers that either just got their permits or have just passed the driving tests, so when I saw this I thought it was so appropriate! We will play several games where winners will get to pick wrapped gifts to see what they won, the gag gifts always bring out so much laughter and fun!The container comes empty so I believe I’ll put a small bottle of liquid in the box as well so they get a clue.

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