Archie Mcphee Instant Underpants- Just Add Water

(60 customer reviews)

$7.00

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SKU: B079HQ37W3 Category: Tag:

Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‏ : ‎

No
Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎

2.5 x 2.5 x 0.75 inches; 1.13 Ounces
Manufacturer recommended age ‏ : ‎

12 years and up
Item model number ‏ : ‎

STS-034
Department ‏ : ‎

unisex-adult
Date First Available ‏ : ‎

October 30, 2010
Manufacturer ‏ : ‎

Accoutrements
ASIN ‏ : ‎

B004A2LW6A
Best Sellers Rank:

#151 in Women's Briefs
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Customer Reviews:

2,832 ratings

60 reviews for Archie Mcphee Instant Underpants- Just Add Water

  1. brandi wallace –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gift

    My daughter loved it and so happy to finally get this. She thinks it’s so funny and has tons of jokes and thinks everyone should get this. Transaction went smoothly and was shipped fast.

    2 people found this helpful

  2. Peri –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Great White Elephant but NOT instant

    I bought these for a Christmas party as part of my white elephant gift. When the gift was opened, they were so excited about the underwear, we decided to try them right away. So, we followed the instructions and put them in water and let them sit a few minutes… could not get them apart. So, we let them sit a few more minutes while we all enjoyed each other’s company and discussed how excited we were about this underwear. Still they would not come apart. We ended up leaving them soak for over 30 minutes before they would come apart. The wait was well worth it because they are hilarious but it is very false advertising to say they are instant. Patience is key with this gift.

    140 people found this helpful

  3. Jake Chance –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fast delivery and great price for a great gag gift.

    I got 4 of these as a gag gift for family. I received them within a few days of ordering and they look exactly as advertised. I can’t imagine any actual use for them as no one would want to wear wet underpants, but I suppose it would be better than messy underpants if you ate some bad food and had an accident down under.Either way I am very glad this is an actual thing and can’t wait till Christmas to see the looks on the faces of those I give them to.Super reasonable price and fast delivery. I am very pleased with my purchase.

  4. Centavo –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Might need a hair dryer!

    Our biggest question was how long it would take these to dry after expanded them with water. We didn’t test it out though.In all serious though – these are a great gift for a college bound kid. We got lots and lots of laughs! 🙂

  5. LghtHouseKate –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    “Don’t forget to wear clean underwear!!”

    Hilarious! This was a great stocking stuffer!

  6. minme –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    No good

    This product didn’t work. Don’t waste your money on it. I was forced to give it one starto leave a review.

  7. OkieDAD –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift.

    I bought as a gag. It was a hit!!

  8. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    What’s not to like

    I wanted to send my brother a Christmas present that would make him head scratch. It worked!! Now the balls in his court for next season.

    2 people found this helpful

  9. Tim Thoman –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift.

    Great for a gag gift.

  10. LouisaLouisa –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Item Damaged

    Item came damaged and dented. This product was listed as not eligible for exchange.

  11. Amazon Customer –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Gag gift didn’t work.

    Nothing happened when we put in to water. Gag gift didn’t work

  12. Deborah –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    fantASStic

    when i purchased these i was not sure they would be useful, however today i soiled my underpants at work and was so prepared! i went to the bathroom and put these in water, and after the five long minutes of standing pant less in my office bathroom, and a few weird glances from my boss, i put them on and my life was changed! so convenient and they definitely have a nice boost for your caboose! 10/10 sexy and functional!

    251 people found this helpful

  13. Judith –

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Kind of lame

    You get a white disc in a metal can. You take out the disk and put it in water. It’s a funny gift to open, but it really doesn’t work that well. It takes a long time to absorb enough water to make the disc open into pants. You have to kind of help it by pulling it apart. Took around 45 minutes. By that time, everybody had lost interest, especially the children. I wouldn’t buy it again.

    2 people found this helpful

  14. T. Gallagher –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    This was a fun gift to give my son

    This was a fun gift to give my son. He loved them and often carries around the tin in his pocket just for fun. Of course, it makes people laugh to think that in order to have replacement underwear, you have to get it soaking wet and then wait for them to dry, but hey if you don’t mind waiting, it’s nice to know you always have a pair of underwear in case of emergency.

  15. Linda Daniel –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Gag gift

    Great gag gift

  16. yuliana camacho –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Cool

    Funny gag gift. Paper thin underwear but then again you’re not really gonna wear them.. well unless you want to lol

  17. Henry A. Munford –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Complete waste of money

    Bought 10 as a party favor and tried to use at the party. Tried them all and not one worked. Tried all variations of water temperature and volume. 100% did not change shape. A complete CON.

  18. deepdiver –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    great gag gift!

    used as gag gift! he loved it! took longer to rehydrate than expected but seemed to be usable!

  19. Anon Mom ïß –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Don’t take them too seriously!

    Honestly, I read all the reviews, and ordered these as a gift nonethe less. These are meant to be taken as a joke, as opposed something serious. I bought them for a close friend of mine and am expecting quite a laugh on chistmas morning; you are getting what you paid for, a cheep five dollar pair of underwear in a tin. It will be fun, I am overall satisfied.

    7 people found this helpful

  20. Amazon Customer –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Good for a gag but not instant

    The fun was watching this gift opened. The instant underpants took hours to open up. When they were out on, they ripped because they are paper thin. But a fun gag gift.

  21. louise wilkinson –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Instant, apart from the need for water and something to dry them on, a Piss Heads dream.

    Just received a request from Amazon to review The Archie McPhee Instant Underpants I bought at Christmas, here goes, I wonder if they will publish ?”Following a night out and several beers and a trip to my local curry house, I suddenly found myself suffering from a desperate case of the Dheli Belly, Bombay Bum ,call it what you want. Some may have been distressed at this situation but I had Archie Mcphees’s instant underpants to rescue the situation. So I thought, I opened up the little tin, looked inside and thought that’s never going to fit. It took me some time to read the instructions due to my double vision, but I eventually worked out I need to add water, has Archie Mchpee ever seen the state of the sink on New Years Eve at Mr Pritpals Curry House, I assume he has not ! Undeterred I cleaned out the sink used a little toilet roll to block up the plug hole and half filled the sink. I dropped in the instant underpants and watched them come apart, it was a miracle and 2016 was looking like it was going to happen. I pulled them out the sink and wrung them out. This was the second problem I had with this product, firstly I needed water and now I needed to dry them out because they were soaking wet. Undeterred I proceeded to push one of the legs onto the nozzle if the hot air hand dryer and switched it on while holding the other two holes closed and inflating them like a hot air ballon. By now the hammering on the outside of the door of the toilets of Mr Pritpals Curry house was quite loud, it seems I was not alone in my earlier desperate need to evacuate my lower bowl. Even so I ignored their agonising cries to use the loo and continued to dry my pants. 15 minutes later they were dry, I put them on, they were rather on the tight side (I can only assume I bought a pair destined for the Asian market) but I strode out full of pride feeling sharp and able to continue my new year celebrations.

    57 people found this helpful

  22. One moreOne more –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Just a tiny tinny little bit of H2O will do the trick5 people found this helpful

  23. Emily Lenhart –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun

    This was the best family gag gift. Bought for all the men. Had us laughing all night.

    3 people found this helpful

  24. Kennie Brewer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny

    Great gag gift. Had good laugh with this.

    6 people found this helpful

  25. PBinJC –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Good for a laugh

    Good for a laugh. I guess you could use it, but haven’t tried.

    3 people found this helpful

  26. Ben S. –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Excellent, great backup option for filled undies.

    What did I like or dislike? What did I use the product for? Great questions Amazon! Well first things first, I like that I can carry this little undie backup kit anywhere. Tremendous! It was always awkward when people would ask about the spare undies in my back pocket. Now they just think I’ve got a can of chew. That more or less answers what I use them for. From time to time a guy gets to the toilet a bit late and needs a backup. Now what I don’t like, they don’t hold up well to washings. Very disappointing. Now I order these a case at a time! Think about it!

    26 people found this helpful

  27. C. Heizer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great for a gag gift.

    I put this in my son’s stocking. He got a huge kick out of them. He immediately put them in water and put them on over his jeans. I wish I knew how to post a picture because it was hilarious. The underwear is not paper thin but I don’t think they could really be used for underwear. It was meant as a gag gift and it was very successful.

    9 people found this helpful

  28. Courtney Wells –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious gift

    Kids thought this was the funniest gift.

    One person found this helpful

  29. Emily G –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    too funny

    fun gag gift

    4 people found this helpful

  30. Nita –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    GAG GIFT

    Bought these as gag gifts. everyone thought they were very funny

    2 people found this helpful

  31. MissBelle –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift

    We got this for a boss that is a male hoe and leaves his underwear at other people’s house. He tried to act innocent but his husband said put it in your man purse and don’t leave home without it

  32. Bargain Hunter –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great Christmas stocking gift

    My husband laughed so hard when he found this in his stocking. Thanks for an awesome gag gift.

    One person found this helpful

  33. Victoria CokerVictoria Coker –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    fun activity

    This product received a positive response as a stocking stuffer and was a fun activity to do with littles. Children may benefit from some assistance to make sure the underwear do not tear.

  34. lee –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    instant

    bought for a gag gift. They actually worked just needed hot water and wala.

  35. Lynne –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great gag gift.

    It was also a great conversation piece!’ 😄

  36. radiskull666 –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Much smaller than pictured

    Bought as a gag gift, never used it but I was surprised how small the can is. I think its over priced. Bit got a lot of laughs and was a good gift. I wonder if it actually works.

  37. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Gag gift

    I bought these for my step dad for a stocking stuffer. It was his favorite present. He thought was it hilarious

  38. Carol Plumley –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Exactly as described

    This is going to make a great gag gift for my teenage grandson.

    2 people found this helpful

  39. Marcia neal –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    We all should laugh at this gift. But mostly the recipient.

    Gift.

    One person found this helpful

  40. Mylee –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Exploding Underpants

    I got this as a gag Valentine’s gift for a coworker and while I am hysterically laughing at the outcome, it was a bit more dangerous than I thought it would be. He put it in the kitchen sink and started out recording, but it didnt do anything so he gave up on it and went in the other room and sat down. As he questioned what would happened next, he heard an explosion from the other room equivalent to one of those party poppers, he said it almost sounded like a gunshot, and he just kind of froze for a moment before getting up to slowly peer his head around the corner to the kitchen. He cautiously approached the sink and saw the white puck still there with a hole blown out of the center, then noticed water droplets falling from the ceiling causing him to look up and discover pieces of his underpants hanging from the ceiling. He described the smell as sort of like a febreeze air spray, mixed with pine and something else unpleasant and at that moment his smoke detector went off so he grabbed the closest fan-like object he could which were paper plates and began jumping up and down toward his high ceilings in his evening robe and husky slippers attempting to fan the smoke. He said it dissipated fairly quickly, but after the alarm stopped going off he heard two dogs yapping and barking, and his neighbor from across the hall yelling to her husband that their dog wouldn’t stop pooping. I expected them to turn into soggy underwear or just fall apart, but in no way expected an explosion. 4 stars because that was the best thing I have ever heard but it lost a star for the unexpected danger!

    207 people found this helpful

  41. a71 Chevelle SS –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    They came in clutch

    This really came in clutch the other day when I absolutely destroyed my trousers in the frozen food section of Walmart. I was in a state of absolute panic when I remembered that I had my emergency wet and wear underpants. These babies were a lifesaver in the Walmart lavatories. My only negative would be that after you wet them to expand them they stay wet so I did develop some a serious rash since I was only half done with the shopping I for darn sure was not going to go home empty handed.

    31 people found this helpful

  42. Jonathan Waggoner –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Great Gag Gift!

    Great gag gift, but it took awhile to get it opened. It doesn’t open itself up in water like I would have expected. After it was sitting in water we had to peel it open. Everyone still had a great laugh!

    2 people found this helpful

  43. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best instant underpants ever!

    I’ve tried so many instant underpants I can’t even remember how many but these are the best! Carrying regular underpants is bulky and inconvenient. These look like you have a can of dip in your pocket so no on is the wiser that you’re simply prepared for the worst. I’m not worried one bit about the trust worthiness of the next fart and I give all the credit to Archie McPhee and his magnificent product. Let ‘em rip people!

    8 people found this helpful

  44. Surfing Weight Lifter Chica –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Makes for a hilarious white elephant gift.

    This is a small tin can – probably about the size of a can of tobacco chew – and inside it is a pair of white underwear that look something like unisex hospital undies, compressed into a tiny white hockey puck. They were a really funny gift to give for our annual white elephant gift exchange on Christmas eve. I don’t know how they actually hold up as a real wearable item, or why you’d want to use them once dipped in the water and wet, but any recipient would at least be laughing about it long before realizing that they are mostly useless. Actually, I’m not even sure why you have to “just add water,” because the water didn’t really seem to do much. I originally thought they would expand out of their round shape like one of those sponge toys that grow in water, but in reality it was just the same white hockey puck that was doused in water. After finally getting them to open all the way up (it took a good ten minutes), they turned out to be large grandma undies made of a really thin material, that were proudly held aloft for all at the party to view (we were curious!).

    28 people found this helpful

  45. Ryan Stensland –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny gift to make people laugh

    This one made me laugh. My colleague had an unfortunate diagnosis, so I put together a care package while they were out and this one was part of the funny gifts I included.

    One person found this helpful

  46. J Simonton –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    What a hoot!

    Can’t wait to see some faces with this white elephant gift. FYI I plan to add some handy wipes in the package. Ought to be great fun. Looks like a “serious “ gift. Can is really cute.

    6 people found this helpful

  47. Kris –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Don’t buy. Waste of money.

    I thought this would be a funny gift. After leaving the product in water for days. It is in the same shape as it was when we received it. I was not expecting real underpants but some flimsy unwearable underpants.No directions.

  48. Brandi Stahl –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great white elephant gift

    We never used this but used it for white elephant and got everyone rolling!!

  49. Lee Williams –

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    Does not work

    Do not buy. It’s a gag gift but they don’t expand so you might as well ball up a tissue and write emergency underwear on it. Save your money

  50. Jess –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny but a chore

    We got these as a joke for my son’s stocking and they did NOT just absorb water and unfold. It took us a long time to peel them into a pair of whitey tighties. However, they are the kind of paper like underpants hospitals give out and they stretched to at least a 2X. My son thought they were hilarious

    One person found this helpful

  51. Courtney Newlin –

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious but Didn’t Work

    I purchased this for a family member as a gag gift. They of course decided to add water and retrieve the underwear. However, the underwear have been sitting in water for a week and still haven’t expanded. Maybe they didn’t expect people to actually take out the underwear?

  52. Levenda Sommers –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    So funny

    Fun stocking stuffer

  53. GraceGrace –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Perfect gag gift

    Perfect gag gift for that person in your life who always likes to be prepared!

    3 people found this helpful

  54. Phil Turner –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Not bad for a novelty

    Grandson thought it was funny

  55. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny but not for real use

    Underwear is the crap medical underwear you get after surgery, but worse. Still a funny gift. Just not actually usable underwear. I’ve gifted it many times and people die of laughter.

    2 people found this helpful

  56. caitlin –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    As expected

    Product is as expected

  57. B B –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun Bachelorette Party Gift

    Really fun gift insider pinata at Bachelorette Party

    2 people found this helpful

  58. T –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    It’s funny

    Xmas gift

  59. Terri Tuttle –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Gag gift

    Great gag gift

  60. Joe phaneuf –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny gift

    Brother said it feels like sandpaper, overall pretty funny

    7 people found this helpful

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