Liquid Ass Fart Spray

(60 customer reviews)

$10.00

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SKU: B000OCEWGW Category: Tag:

Product Dimensions

4.1 x 1.1 x 1.1 inches
Item Weight

1.55 ounces
Country of Origin

USA
ASIN

B000OCEWGW
Item model number

Mister
Manufacturer recommended age

14 years and up
Best Sellers Rank

#510 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games) #7 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys
Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5 stars
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer

No
Release date

December 1, 2019
Manufacturer

Liquid Assets Novelties LLC

60 reviews for Liquid Ass Fart Spray

  1. Lydia DeWaele –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Definitely smells bad

    Smells horrible, and lasts a long time so definitely effective. To me it does not smell human feces (I am a registered nurse) but more like cow manure on a freshly tilled field. My husband bought to mess with his coworkers, and I have also pranked others. Keep bottle far away, and I recommend wearing gloves and a mask when using

    5 people found this helpful

  2. Dancho –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Buy it. You know you want to.

    I am usually the victim of pranks at work. I roll with them and never react the way the perpetrators expect. So I get some Liquid Ass and take it to work. First, though, I opened it and sprayed one tiny squirt in the driveway. With the garage door open. Oops. The husband comes home with the kid and comes in through the garage. He starts ranting about a dead animal in the garage and she ran upstairs to her room. An hour later, the cyclone fan was still on in the garage with the door open along with the back door. Heed the warnings: it’s a cheap atomizer that leaks. Do not touch the bottle with your fingers: it does not wash off easily.Next day at work, I carefully wrap a wet paper towel around bottle to protect my hand (wearing a glove would be too conspicuous). I sprayed two pumps on the handle of the witch across the hall’s office door. Then I sprayed another one on the metal door jambe right at her nose level. Then I casually walked away. I could see her office through the window in mine. Cue her arrival about ten minutes later. By then several people have walked by and gasped/covered their noses/exclaimed something or another. She loudly asks nobody in particular, “What the hell is that smell?” Hand on door knob shoulder rubbing the door jambe. Mission accomplished.A client showed up shortly thereafter to meet with her. He approached the office, said a few words, and left. By then she is smelling her hands over and over, wiping them on her skirt, crying out “What the F@*% is happening?” She walked into my reception area, which caused my assistants to pinch their noses and ask her if she had an accident. I was barely, and I mean barely, keeping my cool while observing this. She goes into her office and a few minutes later, a maintenance man shows up at her door. She runs toward him and he takes a step back and buries his nose in his elbow, shaking his head, and quickly escaped. At that point, I had to close my blinds and laugh until I cried. I am heaving with laughter as I type this.Bottom line: it is not fart smelling at all. It is nauseating. It physically makes me nauseous. Like eating spoiled ranch dressing nauseous. The profile has base notes of rotten, rancid organic material along with decaying mammal flesh. The top notes remind one of fæces of a cat that eats wet food and tuna juice along with a thigh-high pig sty on the hottest, most humid August afternoon in the south. When I was a teenager, I once was at a basketball game and sat behind a morbidly obese woman who was wearing stretchy pants. There is no way in the world that she could have reached her butt to wipe or wash, even with a long-handled brush. She always smelled horrendous, like petri dishes of bacteria growing in the folds of her fat, but mostly she smelled like putrid, festering ass. She hefted herself up and down as best she could the whole game, and when she landed back in her seat, she blasted me and my best friend with a foul, nasty ass smell, right in the face. Liquid Ass is on par with that odor, only really, really concentrated.

    1,429 people found this helpful

  3. Kay –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This spray magically cleaned my house!!!!

    This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night:5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend,5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom.6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can’t afford to get caught on this one.7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning.I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you.

    8,061 people found this helpful

  4. Shaniah –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Caused a sibling fight

    This product was highly effective at creating a highly unsavory aroma that lingered through the room and clung to my brother’s clothes. He was getting ready to leave the house and had just freshened up when he walked through my poorly timed single spritz that occurred just moments before. The argument was fast & furious, just like this horrendously smelling spray. I don’t think I’ll need to buy again.

    One person found this helpful

  5. Znophobe –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The stank is dank

    Smells like raw sewage. Dont open the spray lid. Dont be careless, this stuff really stinks. Used it to make a gag package and when he told me he got it and it smelled so bad I laughed harder than I have in a long time.

  6. Travis Grimmett III –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    😷😂😠

    Ok, I’ve read about 300 reviews and laughed my butt off. I decided to try it, mostly because my husband is a prankster. When it arrived, I didn’t tell him, and I sprayed him, while he was gaming it up on the couch. He just about lost it! He was about to puke, crap his pants, and couldn’t figure out what this nasty smell was! He works in a coal mine, and he took it to work. This is where the hell began……He mentally tormented every guy he could! People were accusing each other of crapping their their pants. One guy had just let one rip, so after my husband sprayed it, he got scared, worrying if something was wrong with him, and why he smelled so rotten! My husband now keeps this spay with him at all times. Walmart is the best place to do this. Black Friday, you could clear a crowd. If there is a crowd, they will vanish before your eyes. Now, to what this stuff smells like. First of all, we live on a farm with cows, and horses. This smell is rotten horse poop, marinated in the sun with animal urine, that has been brewing in the sun for day. The one thing, is that it does not last long at all. Being that it smells so bad, it’s kind of a good thing it doesn’t last long. But people, if you want to torture someone, you want it to last more than a few seconds. It’s worth it, and I have since, ordered 3 more bottles. Beware when you spray it, sometimes it will get on your fingers. It truly is a FOUL smell that you have never, ever smelled before. It is safe to spray in the house, because it goes away fast. It is no comparison to stink bombs, or even map massive case of diarrhea. I’m keeping this handy for shopping on Black Friday. I’m pretty sure, it will clear a crowd. If you are a prankster, you have to get this product. Read all the reviews. My stomach hurt, bad the next day from laughing so hard. The reviews are funny and almost better than the spray! Just do it!!!!!! 😜

    11 people found this helpful

  7. detzell –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Wow

    Got this to prank my family. It was awesome!!! This stuff smells nasty!!! Wife threw it in the trash after she found it.lol

  8. PrimingFXPrimingFX –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Well smells like like the name implies!

    Hold your noses, dear mischief-makers and pranksters extraordinaire, for I bring you a tale of olfactory chaos and the notorious Liquid Ass prank fart spray! If hilarity had a scent, this would be it!The Nose-Wrinkling Formula: Picture this – a spray so pungent, so authentically foul, that it could rival the smell of a thousand rotten eggs combined! Liquid Ass doesn’t just aim for realism; it’s a masterpiece, a symphony of stench composed to perfection. One spritz will have even the most stoic of noses doing a dance of revolt.Subtle Application, Explosive Results: Oh, the artistry of a well-executed prank! With Liquid Ass, a tiny squirt holds the power to clear a room faster than a fire drill. Apply strategically, retreat swiftly, and watch the chaos unfold as confusion, horror, and accusations fill the air. It’s a symphony of blame amidst a cacophony of gagging.Mischief in a Bottle: Need to spice up a dull gathering? Liquid Ass is your mischievous sidekick! Its ability to turn a serious situation into a sidesplitting comedy show is unparalleled. Watch as the blame game ensues, friendships are tested, and innocent faces contort in disbelief – all thanks to a well-timed spritz of this diabolical fragrance.Stealthy Shenanigans: The key to success with Liquid Ass is subtlety. Master the art of discreet sprays and maintain a poker face while chaos brews. Your friends, family, and unsuspecting victims will never see it coming, but they’ll surely smell it lingering for hours!Warning: Use with Caution (and a Sense of Humor): A word of caution to the wise pranksters – wield this pungent elixir responsibly. Ensure your targets possess a robust sense of humor and forgiveness because once unleashed, the scent of Liquid Ass lingers longer than an awkward silence.In conclusion, Liquid Ass isn’t just a fart spray; it’s a catalyst for hilarity, chaos, and olfactory mayhem. Approach with mischievous intent, wield it like a prank ninja, and brace yourself for the uproarious aftermath. Just remember, in the game of pranks, what goes around, comes around. But until then, let the stinky shenanigans commence!

    One person found this helpful

  9. Josh Benitez –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Definitely Stinky!!

    I wasn’t sure if it was going to work since my house is always filled with dog and cat piss and sheat but it sure did!! This stuff is awesome and can’t wait to stink it up at work

  10. Jenna Hanson –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Smelled horrible

    I loved this! I got this for a prank for my kids for the elf of the shelf! & it made my kids gag so bad when they opened the jar where I sprayed the spray at!

  11. lbj is dead –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    the real deal

    This stuff smells unbelievably hilariously horrible. It’s not even remotely in the realm of that hard boiled egg-adjacent fart smell. It is just straight up ass. A side-splitting way to watch a room clear.

  12. Nolan –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    GREAT

    I was in class and sprayed it on my teacher and she smelled so bad this is a 10/10 product and last really long

  13. Tina Glenn –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    It’s the best worst smell ever.

    This stuff is absolutely awful. But in a good way. I mean, it’s supposed to smell horrible and trust me, it does. If there was an award for the worst smell ever, this spray would get the first place prize, lol.

    One person found this helpful

  14. DJ Mann –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Putrid

    I printed a realistic looking fake perfume label and glued it to the bottle and sent it to my mother-in-law as a prank. Mother-in-law too smart she didn’t spray it. But later my daughter-in-law saw the bottle on table and sprayed it on her wrist lmao. This stuffs ungodly awful. 😂

    One person found this helpful

  15. alexiya –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Stank

    THIS IS SO STANK BRO really smell like bounce that ass , horrible smell wth !!!

  16. Mark –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    GREAT product

    As advertised

  17. T k –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Stinky

    Thank you. I never had so much fun in my life. I punked all my nephews at 1 time.

  18. Clint Stevenson –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Gag

    Bought it to spray on my brother good lord does this stuff stink it smells like actually sewage works as intended

  19. Autumn –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Smells like goats/baby poop but doesn’t last forever

    It definitely smells, lasts for something like 10 minutes and grossest people out but it’s not so horrible you will puke or have to clean everything

  20. Daniel Brookshire –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Works even better with age

    I bought this about 9 years ago and forgot it in my garage, it’s even worse now then before. Great product tho

    2 people found this helpful

  21. Jaxon Simpson –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    WOW

    As I perused the aisles of the local novelty store, my eyes were drawn to a small bottle labeled “Liquid Ass”. I was intrigued, but hesitant. Was this just another gimmick, or was there more to this product than meets the eye? I decided to take the plunge and purchase it, just for kicks and giggles.Little did I know, this would become one of my go-to weapons in my arsenal of pranks and practical jokes. The first time I used it, I sprayed it outside to get a sense of what it offered. The smell was nauseating, burning my nostrils and quickly forcing me to evacuate the area. But as I stood there with a little grin on my face, I knew that this was something special.Before using it again, I decided to read up on other people’s experiences with the product. Some of the stories were insane, with people using it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible. I couldn’t help but laugh at some of the reactions people had to this potent spray.One day, while working at an elementary school during summer school, the idea hit me to use the fart spray to tease some of the students and faculty. Of course, I had to be cautious not to get caught. I entered the school, making my way through the two sets of doorways, and found myself in a small room between them.This was the perfect spot to unleash the foul smell curated by Satan himself. I sprayed a little bit of the Liquid Ass, and waited for the unsuspecting victims to walk in. It didn’t take long before the first person entered, and their reaction was priceless. The foul smell hit them like a ton of bricks, and they quickly retreated from the room.The rest of the day was filled with laughter and giggles as the students and faculty tried to figure out where the smell was coming from. I couldn’t help but feel like a mischievous little kid again, and it was all thanks to this little bottle of Liquid Ass.In conclusion, if you’re looking for a fun and easy way to add some humor to your life, I highly recommend giving Liquid Ass a try. Just be sure to use it responsibly and not get caught, or else you may find yourself in a bit of trouble. But if you can pull it off, the reactions and laughter that follow will be well worth it. So go ahead and give it a try, and let the hilarity ensue.

    36 people found this helpful

  22. Monique –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Does exactly what it’s supposed to!

    The smell of this spray will most definitely leave people confused and ticked off! We’ve used it in multiple places and bust out laughing at the reactions it brings!!!

  23. Amazon Customer –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Smells so bad

    Disgusting and strong odor. Does dissipate quickly.

  24. justjess –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    way worse than a bad fart

    If u have a weak stomach, beware lol . This smells like wretched Rot decomposition .

  25. Sandy –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Awesome!

    That is the worst smelling stuff..don’t spray in a small space it doesn’t like to leave

  26. Joshua Phillip BessJoshua Phillip Bess –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    AsShown

    Item is perfect

  27. Timmy Duong –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    It went like this..

    I came home on Saturday from work and found myself an Amazon package in my bedroom. I’m snickering as I open the package and sees the Liquid Ass. I just couldn’t wait to spray it.. Of course, before I did it, I wanted to wait on my girlfriend to come the next day. Sunday morning and my girlfriend arrived, I asked myself whether or not it’ll live up to the expectations these reviewers are raving about? Let me test it outside of my bedroom. So I sprayed it once and quickly closed my door. I waited a couple of seconds and open the door to see if I smelled anything. Nope.. Now, I’m like okay.. maybe it takes some time. Or.. An even better idea would be to spray it three times. After I did that I shut my door, waited a few seconds and opened it again. Oh my god.. This thing STINKS SO BAD.. It smelled as if someone haven’t wiped their booty in over a week, but really.. It’s hard describing this smell because I almost threw up smelling it. I had to cover my mouth and ran into my bathroom (connected to my bedroom) and grabbed the Vanilla Latte Febreze to spray at my door incase the smell goes through. My girlfriend is over here laughing at me asking me what it smelled like. I’m just like go open the door and take a whiff of it for yourself. She kept saying no, but I really want her to smell it. I kept begging so she said fine. She took one sniff, slammed the door, and stuffed her face into a pillow.A couple hours later and I received a text from my cousin (visiting from Texas) with a, “Hey are you home?”. I replied, “Yeah, I’m at home. What’s up?”. He responded, “Great, I’m bringing some food for you guys”. Now I’m thinking to myself awesome.. My cousin is coming over and wait.. I hear my house door opening. It’s the sound of my little brother, and little sister coming home. Oh this is going to be freaking amazing. My cousin came over and went upstairs to tell us that he brought some food over. So I hear my little brother and sister running downstairs to grab the food. Even though, I was hungry. I was on a mission. I grabbed the Liquid Ass and sprayed it three times directly into his bedroom. I ran back into my bedroom to go to the bathroom so I could wash my hand WITH SOAP (this thing will stick your finger if you’re not careful). I went downstair, grab myself a plate of rice to eat with the Chinese takeout. I then saw my little brother running upstairs to grab something and I’m thinking like here it comes! He ran downstairs and said,”What’s this smell from my room, Peter (the cousin)? What did you do to my room? It smelled like dying rotten fish”. My cousin while laughing quickly responded, “What smell? I didn’t do anything. It’s probably that suitcase of old clothes, I gave you. You have to wash it first.” Now me. I’m over here nearly choking on my food from trying to hold in my laughter that my little sister couldn’t helped but laugh also. She kept asking,”What’s so funny? Is it about the rotten fish smell?” I had to run to the other side of the house to eat my food, but I’m still laughing way too hard to finish my food. I finally finished the food and went upstairs to tell my girlfriend (didn’t want to eat) what happened. Now we’re both laughing, while trying to hold it in. A few minutes later, I heard the sound of a vacuum moving about upstairs. So now I’m laughing even harder. I heard the bathroom vent turned on. Now I’m gasping for air.. My girlfriend peeked out the bedroom and told me it smelled like cologne. Now I’m rolling in bed, desperately gasping for air, and laughing like a complete maniac. After all said and done.. and cleaned.. Lol… I went downstairs to bring some water up for my girlfriend and I. I noticed that the suitcase is just laying there by the washer and dryer ready to get washed.What’s awesome about this product? The laughters you’ll get from using it.What suck about this product? It’ll go away after maybe 10 minutes, BUT.. that’s 10 minutes of straight up smelly smelling butt crack.

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  28. robert –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great prank

    This is the TRUTH!!!! The smell is horrible and WILL clear out a room. Must buy if you want to prank people. Worth the money and laugh

    2 people found this helpful

  29. Christopher Todd Danley –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Awesome

    The smell is absolutely repulsive, making people scatter and even irritating a few. Excellent result! Ha ha.

  30. Hoodlum –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This stuff will make a buzzard puke.

    I keep this in my pocket for the times I have to use a public restroom and the guy is in the stall next to me talking on their phone.

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  31. Evan Hershey –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Really Putrid Stinky Stuff

    I had forgotten I even ordered this stuff, so when I got it in the mail, I wasn’t sure what it was. However, I could actually smell this stuff THROUGH the packaging, so I soon remembered.This stuff really does smell like some sort of feces, mixed with B.O. and urine, and perhaps even a hint of vomit.So far, all I have done is use two sprays in a friend’s dorm room when he was in the shower. I closed the door and hung out in his neighbor’s (our friends) dorm room with the door open so I could hear his reaction. From the time I sprayed it, it took my friend about 5 minutes to finish showering and go back to his room. He was revolted when he opened his door and was yelling swear words and asking everyone “Who did this?! Who put ****, or puke, or a stink bomb in my room?!” Fortunately, everyone was laughing just as much as I was, so I wasn’t accused of anything (I’m terrible at keeping a straight face). He opened his windows and door AND sprayed Febreeze all over his room to try to get the smell out. The Febreeze actually worked for a couple of minutes, but then the smell returned and lasted for a good half an hour more. I don’t know how the company did it. My best bet is that all of the employees refrained from going to the bathroom for 3 straight days. Then they all peed in a pool, took a huge steamy crap in that pool, and then waited 4 years until the entire pool of waste evaporated and condensed. They simply have to be bottling this stuff at the source. It just smells too real.Pros:- Cheap- Smells like the real deal- Extremely strong- Lasts long- Since you know what it is, it doesn’t bother you too bad. Kind of like your own farts.Cons:- You have to keep it a secret, or else your fun is ruined…- You have to endure it- The closed spray bottle itself smells bad.- Wherever you store it will stink.- You have to use caution when you use it or it will stick to you and you will smell like it.***EDIT***: I took this stuff to the movie theaters when my friends and I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 (in a zip-lock bag, because otherwise, my coat pocket, and anywhere I was standing/sitting, would stink). Anyway, there were about 10-15 high schoolers sitting directly behind my friends and I, and they were being EXTREMELY obnoxious. …… 🙂 …… So, I simply whipped out the LIQUID ASS, squirted just one spray (followed by another, because I got too excited). I held it between my legs and sprayed it backwards under my seat, right in the heart of these high school monkeys. Needless to say, they (obnoxiously) couldn’t stand the smell, and it actually caused them to split up and sit in random empty seats around the theater. (It was packed full of people, opening night). Sure, my friends and I had to endure 15 minutes of disgust, and almost gagging, but it was well worth it, because we could finally hear the movie 🙂 By the way, we were sitting ALL THE WAY in the front. Still, even 2 or 3 rows back, people were noticing the smell. Keep in mind, this was in a rather large movie theater room.

    104 people found this helpful

  32. Robert A. MastersRobert A. Masters –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Lives up to its name, but be aware of Chinese counterfeits.

    ***Note: If the seller indicates that he is shipping from China (or other places in Asia) or the price is really cheap, then it is counterfeit.***The options for revenge open to a sane and relatively moral individual (such as myself) are rather limited. I have horrendous managers at work, as I’m sure do many other sane and relatively moral individuals. How to get back at them without inflicting bodily harm or landing myself in the clink was a conundrum. Then Liquid Ass popped into my life.The little bottle is easily concealed in your hand. Just one pump and the stench is unbelievable — and to some, unendurable. This was just what my managers needed. Operation Liquid Ass was now in effect.I took the bottle into work and showed it to my buddy. We couldn’t wait until the right opportunity to unleash our little bottle of olfactory revenge. Our first foray into Operation Liquid Ass was relatively minor when compared to subsequent applications, but since it was the first, it must be elucidated.I took the little bottle, and, when no one was around, sprayed down what we call manager row — the row of individual cubicles that house the managers of our department. It didn’t take long for comments to start filtering down to our ears. Things like, “What the hell is that smell?!” and “Hey, it smells better in the bathroom that it does out here!” and “It smells like something crawled up in somebody’s ass and died.” It was hard to suppress our laughter, which had to be strictly controlled; so my buddy and I made a couple of trips outside to let our laughter roll. We didn’t stay out there long because we didn’t want to miss any of the fun. In order to add to the confusion as to the source of the smell in the department, we started going around discussing it with our co-workers.Everybody had a theory as to the origin of this abominable odor, but the beauty of Liquid Ass is that it is untraceable. The smell eventually wears off, usually in an hour, barring another application. It leaves no mark when sprayed a surface. The smell does not match any smell that is known to man. It doesn’t smell like the bodily fluids (or solids) that emanate from every person’s nether regions. It doesn’t smell like the odor produced by unwashed armpits. It doesn’t smell like rotting foodstuffs of any kind. It only takes a little bit of the stuff to produce an enormous odor. And its absolute untraceability provided my buddy and me with complete anonymity and a lot of “job satisfaction.”If you have ever had the misfortune to smell toe-jam produced by an old bricklayer with ingrown toenails, or a mountain of roadkill that’s been rotting in the sun for several days, then you may have an inkling as to what Liquid Ass smells like. It is sheer genius and is the stuff of dreams — our dreams of revenge came to fruition right before our noses.

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  33. Mistress Fine AF –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Got my teen son to clean the ENTIRE house!

    I bought this just to trick my 17 year old into cleaning his room… I never thought it would make him clean the ENTIRE HOUSE!! I secretly sprayed ONE pump of this in his room while he was sleeping on Saturday morning. A minute or so later I hear coughing and gagging. I went to his door and asked if he was ok. He said yes. But continued coughing. I asked if he had gotten sick because a strange smell was coming from his room. He said know. I asked well why does your room smell like sewage?! He looked at me with complete confusion and said I do not know. So I said well dude this is ridiculous! Your room smell horrible and you’re just laying around in this swamp smelling room?!! He said I don’t understand what’s going on! I said, I do! You need to clean this room! Yuck! And then walked away. He immediately started furiously cleaning… mopped the floor and wiped down the walls!! (He still smelled it because I would check in with him and of course secretly spray another pump lol!) Long story short just two pumps of this little bottle got my teen son to clean our entire house top to bottom looking for the culprit! Whenever his room gets out of hand I just spray once in his room and the cleaning supplies come out!! Best money I’ve spent on amazon! This product is AWESOME!

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  34. John Shea –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The most epic prank ever?

    Growing up my father always found it funny to fart around my family, pretty much constantly always laughing about it.Because of this I’ve grown up the same way always being amused by farts, my friends and girlfriend hate me for it. I still chuckle at even the smallest passes of gas.I find great pleasure in going out with a friend for lunch and eating a greasy cheeseburger only to enter his car on the ride home and proceed to unleash my foul stench before he has the opportunity to turn the car on and open the windows.. yes that is the person that I am.I’m honestly jealous of Jack Vale (Creator of the Pooter) because the man makes a living off farting on people and posting it on YouTube.. epic! Why couldn’t I have created something so simple yet see hilarious?!When I found Liquid Ass on Amazon I knew I just had to try this stuff out for myself, the pure evil that is seeing someone’s reaction when you “drop the bomb” near them has always been so priceless to me. I spent an hour just reading all of the glorious reviews thinking about how I could literally unleash hell on people on command.This stuff basically smells exactly as described.. ass. I used it to prank my mother numerous times to the point she was trying to kick me out of the house because of it.I even once got my dad to go around the house literally opening every window and turning on our central house fan trying to air out the smell. I had them believing It actually was a smell produced from my body. I even remember nailing my mother one day while she was watching TV only to have my father join in on the laughter literally thinking I may have just s*** myself because of the foul smell this stuff produces.It wasn’t until I sprayed this on a friend who got a little too upset and decided to grab the bottle out of my hand and proceed to dump the entire remains of the bottle all over my bed. It was absolutely the worst thing ever.. you can spray this thing once or twice and it’s pure death emits.. I had pure liquid form DUMPED ON MY BED! Needless to say I’ve yet to order another bottle but It’s been tempting.. be careful who you decide to use it on. I had another friend who I gave the bottle to just “smell it” and he immediately turned around and sprayed me right in the chest region.. it’s brutal if your not careful.This may just be the most evil prank in the world if you have people who can put up with it. Buy it now.

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  35. Dutchrub –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    One of My Favorite Purchases Ever

    Nothing has brought me more joy than the misery this has visited upon my always-stinky and horrible coworker. He went out for a meeting, so I sprayed two quick squirts on his chair and waited for him to come back. The smell, even at only two quick sprays, wafted down the hallway to my office, and even two hours later, when he finally came back, it was as strong as originally sprayed.Hearing him sneeze, cough, and gasp on the scent that everyone just assumed was all him was worth it. He actually ate his lunch in a cloud of this putrefaction, but he was too proud/embarrassed to say anything about it. It is literally the perfect prank to play on someone who is constantly stinking up the office because he will just assume it’s his fault. HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE HAD STEPPED IN SOMETHING AND WENT OUTSIDE TO CLEAN HIS SHOES, and what’s more, another coworker (not in on the joke) suggested he go home if he’s not feeling well. My office bestie and I were crying from laughter–literally crying–the entire rest of the day. The smell lingered all day, and, because I had sprayed his chair, it clung to him and followed him around like Pig-Pen’s dust cloud–this is not an exaggeration! Occasionally, when he sits down, even two weeks later, a little cloud wafts up from his chair. Can’t be smelled down the hall (thank god) anymore, but if you’re unfortunately in his office, you will get a whiff. Honestly, it’s the most satisfying thing ever.This stuff is rank, seriously rank. The few coworkers I let in on my prank nearly had their nose hairs singed by the potency of a whiff direct from the bottle. Works great on car door handles, too, when you know someone you hate is heading out and gets that awful bathroom smell on them as they head to a meeting. I would pay three times as much for this product for an endless string of torture and self-doubt.Am I a terrible person? Yeah, probably, but this is a wonderful way to secretly steal a little power back from a person who makes your life hell and you can otherwise do nothing about.

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  36. Rebekah –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Use responsibility

    I regret this purchase so much. I bought it on impulse to get back at my husband who is ALWAYS farting–farts that smell so bad it makes your eyes water and you gasp for air and pray to sweet baby Jesus to take you home. Anywho, I bought it and then forgot about it. He finds it in the Amazon shipping history and demands to have it so he can use it in stores to clear out the aisles and on people “he doesn’t like”. Okkkay, that’s kinda vague. He doesn’t like me at times so no way I am letting this man have this to potentially use against me or God forbid, in a store. Cut to a last weekend and we are at my office assembling new office chairs and rearranging furniture. I find the bottle of Liquid Ass in my desk where I hid it and decide its the perfect time to spray it where he has been working. But I did not stop to think: what are you also doing to your self? So I slip through the back office door and sneak into where he has been assembling chairs, spray it and dash back to my office where he is waiting IN MY OFFICE because he heard me giggling and running back and forth. Turns out I’m not as sneaky as I thought I was. He demands to know what I’m up to and no way in hell do I want to release the Liquid Ass to him, so I smile sweet but the damn giggles overcome me. He narrows his eyes. Long story short, he wrestles me to the floor and gets the bottle from me all the while I’m screaming, “you don’t know the power of this stuff!” He asks if I sprayed it. I lie and say no. We go back to room with chair assembly. At first, I don’t smell anything and was disappointed that the Liquid Ass was a dud. Then, the smell hits me. Hard. I can’t accurately describe it but I will try. Somewhat of a cross between dog feces, maybe a dead body and some vomit all mixed together. I almost throw up. My husband sniffs the air softly. He is not impressed. I realize what a disgusting person I am married to. I dip out and he sits down to continue assembling the chairs with the bottle of Liquid Ass safely in his pocket, which he has now hidden from me. I am terrified of when he will unleash it. I know he will. He is taking his time until I forget but I will never forget that unholy smell. Pray for me.

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  37. Seb –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Liquid Ass, a practical application.

    So this stuff is absolutely horrendous. Believe me, it is aptly named. So we are all aware of the comedic value of this, but I wanted to present a very practical use for all of you parents.Earlier tonight, the boys and I got into one of our nerf/ wrestling matches, as the wife was off at art class, and so, naturally, we take the opportunity to raise holy hell while she is away. My boys are 10, 8, and 5, and they live for this. So anyways, they run into the bathroom and barricade themselves in and won’t come out. I tried faking walking away, hiding in another room until their curiosity gets the better of them, etc.; all the standard fare. Well, this time they just stayed in there giggling and whispering to each other. Well, I quickly formed a plan to evict them from their foxhole, largely because my wife would be getting home and I needed to have the kids in bed and the house cleaned up. So I went and grabbed my little bottle of Liquid Ass, took it back down the hall quietly, and carefully sprayed two full spritzes under the door. All went quiet behind the door, and then I hear, “What was that noise?” Then all went quiet. About 15 seconds later I hear, “What is that?” Then silence, then, “WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!” They all begin screaming in a panic and falling over each other trying to vacate the bathroom and flee down the hall. I’m on the sofa with tears coming down my cheeks laughing like a madman. It was marvelous! They were trying desperately to figure out what it was that made such a terrible smell, but as all dads know, you don’t reveal your secrets. 😉 Anyways, a bit of simple green and the house fan quickly cleared up the stench before my wife got home.

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  38. Jet Mech –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Smells like death mixed with never-washed anus!

    I was a bit skeptical of what I may be getting with this product but I immediately retracted those feelings with the first spritz of this potent potion. Not knowing what to expect I sprayed this in an enclosed restroom while someone was using the toilet and the effects were immediate and long lasting, lingering well over an hour it could still be smelt although much more faint than the initial squirt. The poor bloke stuck on the toilet had nowhere to go, he was defenseless and far from finished, not to mention he was getting blamed by others for producing the nauseating stench. Later in the day, after spritzing the same bathroom at two other random occasions, the employees in that half of the building left early after suspecting a dead animal somewhere in that part of the building and calling environmental services for an inspection. I’m still dying 🤣, this is the real deal folks!!

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  39. Stinky –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Amazing

    Smell like very sick horse maybe even dead

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  40. keri –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Smells worse than A**

    1 spray of this in any room and it’ll clear it out FAST. This stuff smells like 1,000 500lb unwashed bootyholes that have never received a shower. I keep it inside of 2 ziplocks cause it’s that stanky

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  41. RedFireTrucksRule –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Terrible, wonderful stinky ****

    My friend kept spraying this in my luggage during a trip. I was convinced that I had some sort of horrible hygiene issue and was trying to hide my shoes and clothes. Showers, deodorant—nothing would fix it. I finally caught him, but this stuff is truly awful.

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  42. cheeren –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Pretty soon she lets out a “wooooooo!”

    I used Liquid Ass on the 1 1/2 hour drive home with my sister tonight and while it went hilariously wrong she still has no idea it was me.I intended to spray it by the dump we have to pass right out of town going home. I was the passenger and had it in my pants pocket. I slowly got the spray ready and held onto it down between the seat and the door. Before I did the first spritz I thought the nozzle was facing outward, but no it was facing my hand. I sprayed it ALL over my hand which was still laying at my side between the seat and the door. I had to let my arm just hang there the whole drive home because even if I moved just a little the stench rolled out.Pretty soon she lets out a “wooooooo!!” I’m dying by then and she thinks I’m ripping SBDs. I blame the dump and we leave it at that. Two minutes later I spray some more and tell her not to roll the windows down or the smell might get worse. Thankfully we were following a garbage truck. Even though I’m gagging by now this was for the good of the gag. It couldn’t have worked out better at this point. 15 miles down the road we still smell it so I said maybe the farmers put manure on the fields which is very believable for where we live.Next is where this backfires on me. 18 miles from home the car we were driving back for my mom broke down on an exit ramp at the stop sign. Cars are building up behind us because of course it’s quitting time for folks. I suddenly realize I have to get out to push the car and I’m still holding the spray down by my side. As I got out I fumbled with capping the spray bottle and quickly tossed it into the door’s side compartment without being noticed. At that point my sister is hurriedly in a panic trying to restart the car to no avail so I doubt she would have noticed anyways.A nice guy behind us got out of his car to help me push the car to the shoulder. Remember that foul stench is all over my right hand and pant leg still. I was mortified. Afterwards I had a little bit of water left from my water bottle so I poured that on my hand pretending I was trying to get some grime from mom’s car off me and dragged my hand through the grass.To end the evening I watched my bro-in-law haul away my mom’s car along with my new bottle of Liquid Ass. There was no way I was going to climb up on the car trailer for it in case my sis asked me what I was doing. I’ll let things settle and find it later.My hand still reeks four hours later and I’ve washed it numerous times. This has exceeded all of my expectations already and I plan to use it again on my sister when she goes camping this weekend…

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  43. John DoeJohn Doe –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Stop lying.

    There seems to be a lot of exaggeration in other reviews regarding this product. I don’t like that, because it’s misleading, and gives others misconceptions that will possibly influence their decision on whether or not to purchase the product. I find this smells like fresh poop. And when I say fresh poop, I don’t mean diarrhea, or baby poop, or animal poop, or any of that dumb hyperbolic stuff, but a fresh adult rendered solid turd. Like that turd that misses the water and lands on the porcelain and consequently ends up being exceptionally malodorous. The smell is on par with someone taking a fresh solid turd and holding it right up to your nose or perhaps rubbing it on your face. (This is somewhat speculative, of course, as I’ve never had an actual fresh turd close to my face. But I have, like all of you, smelled a bathroom after a fresh one was produced.)It’s that smell, amplified. It doesn’t smell like “death,” or dead animals, or any of that nonsense. Wearing gloves I sprayed it on a spare tire to test it. It didn’t make me “gag” or “vomit.” It did make me grimace, and make that face you make when smelling something rotten, upon inhaling a concentrated whiff from close range. I found myself quickly becoming desensitized to the smell even at close range however, so it’s obviously going to have the greatest impact on people who’ve recently entered the area of use (one preferably closed and confined obviously). When smelling a small amount it smells more like a butt that’s been unwashed for several days or something (i.e., more like someone with bad hygiene practices and body odor). Ultimately, I found the odor remarkably accurate. The guys at Liquid Ass really seem to….. know their ass. Because it’s a very good replication of the actual smell.On the downside the bottle appears to be leaking, which will make safe transport and inconspicuous use, difficult if not impossible. I’ll have to find a replacement bottle and swap it out, which I surmise given the nature of the product, will be a highly dangerous operation. I removed the sticker from my bottle, because I don’t really want someone observing a bottle in my possession labeled “Liquid Ass,” should I be seen with it. I also keep it in a bag as an extra level of precaution. (Having this leak in your pocket will result in you having a really bad day friend.) Having tested the product personally I have no doubts regarding its authenticity.

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  44. Pseudobliss –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Straight up IBS hobo swamp ass!

    Mother of Mary who Invented this Molecule?!First, let me qualify this review by saying I purchased this item to be used as a prank before I read the reviews. I’m not sure it’s safe to be used for said reason. I’d be afraid of retaliation. And you should be afraid too…I received the product in my mail one midnight after I got off shift. I like to decompress after work so I lowered the tailgate of my truck in my back yard in the middle of Ga, sat on the tailgate and opened the product. How could it be anything milder than the old stink bombs we played with in middle school? I pulled the bottle out, gave it a few shakes to mix it well and applied two gentle puffs to the palm of my hand. I whiffed once and then sniffed.I didn’t quite make it to the middle of that sniff when my stomach reflexed, wretched and turned inside as I hurled bent over trying to barf out an alien; kinda like scene from the aliens. I stood up gasping, coughing, and sobbing doing what I could only imagine looked like a Cam Newton Dip; my head buried and hiding in my good arm while extending my stink’in g”assed” arm outstretched into the air flapping it at the wrist. I do not know which neighbors I woke up yelling like I was involved in some sort of domestic violence but I’m sure I owe a few apologizes.I tried to figure out a way to quickly get myself out of the mess I put myself into. Do I cut the damn thing off? Burry my hand? Soak it in gasoline? Do I run around the block keeping my hobo swamp ass smelling hand behind me hoping the smell of it would lag behind? I didn’t want to test Richmond County’s resolve to address public disturbances.I ran into my home double stepping in a desperate attempt to find some household chemicals to scrub my mistake away like a night of bad regrets. My pet got a whiff of it when I jogged by and screeched like I stepped on his tail. He then ran away totally beside himself. This attitude and he was on the other side of the room! Like I can’t make a mistake every now and then right!? In his defense, this stuff is worse than any litter box.It took lysol tile cleaner, dawn dish soap, SOS pad, hot water, and a near syncopal event to overcome what I had done. Use this with caution. And do not expect your friends to appreciate your humor if you use this product anywhere near them. And certainly, do not use this in a state where concealed carry is common. I just don’t want anybody to get hurt and spiteful people may seek cold revenge.

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  45. Sandy Rippee –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best Gag

    This stuff is wicked lol. Highly recommend it if you’re really want to pull a prank.

  46. Chris –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Does the job

    It does indeed smell like ass

  47. Kaylee Birmingham –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun!

    Really fun to use as a prank at work! User discretion advised!

  48. Joe Greer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Bad enough to make the Honey Badger barf

    Liquid Genius is more like it. This is like a 1000 ft. elephant just ate a mountain of cat poop and now has gas. Every time you push the sprayer you summon the Ass Genie. A single squirt is the equivalant to approximately 20 very full litter boxes. 3 squirts and you are flirting with a trailer park full of cat bung and turd-possums. Liquid Ass would make the Honey Badger turn away and barf. Oh Honey Badger cares… crazy little F. Let him chew the cap off of this bottle. He would GLADY get bit by a cobra or stung by bees rather than whiff this asstastic blend of foulness.Some observations….The smell:- cat poop. Lots and lots of cat poop. Barf and cat poop. Death, barf, and cat poop. Hot dead possum, cat poop, barf, and fat sweaty clown ass. Just think of the most rank think you’ve ever smelled… now multiply it by a dozen. I have NEVER smelled a fart anything close to this nasty. I would take a bare-ass fart to the face a hundred time rather than a passing drift of Liquid Ass.The taste:- By way of very unfortunate backdraft outside I caught a full spray in the face. Queue immediate puke. I was horrified. Lava soap to the face horrified. I literally used almost half a tube of toothpaste. It is possible that the mental factor also kicked in and helped drive my disgust. Seriously folks… I was scared.The reactions:- 3 squirts in the restroom at work. They called the cleaning crew in.- 1 squirt in an elevator. They shut the elevator down and left it in the lobby with the door open.- 2 squirts in the kitchen at work (75ish people on floor). Ghost Town baby. They walk in and run out – Questions about why it smells like cat poop are abound. Microwaves and refridgerators cleaned.- Night shift – nailed the cleaning guy. Hit the handle on his trash cart, multiple hits inside the can and outside the can. The dude barfed… said he was lightheaded… then blamed it on somebody who left a pair of sneakers in their cube. A squirt of LA inside said shoes confirmed this for the cleaning guy who forever hates the sneaker owner.- Guy parked on my friend’s lawn to go boating. Truck was hit with about 10 squirts. The end result was what seemed like an acre sized litter box. Neighbors complained. Lawn parker never returned… ever.Positive Effects:This product should be renamed to “Get some Ass” because chicks dig it. You want to go primal? Forget Axe – body spray some of this after a shower. Nothing really lets you know a chicks wants you more than if she can ignore this wonder spray. If a honey can get past this there is absolutely no way you are waking up alone my friend. This stuff will get you more ass than a toilet seat, which is really saying something seeing how it smells worse than a toilet seat.

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  49. MZ –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Smells so sos so so pungent

    Smells so so so bad. If you want to stink up a room and leave it pungent for hours …. This will do it

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  50. Nodnarb –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    100% PURE FECES

    A friend and myself heard about the reviews on this product and were reading through them because they we’re hilarious. I thought maybe everyone was exaggerating with their review but my curiosity got the best of me and I decided to order 2 bottles (one for myself and one for my friend). It’s just as bad as everyone says. It is literally a bottle filled with the NASTIEST hot wet s*** and it’s overwhelmingly powerful – i tried just 2 test spray in the back entrance hallway at my job and without even smelling it immediately ran back into the office as to not look suspicious in case what i thought was an off chance that it would be as bad as everyone described (the space is at least 200 feet long, 8 feet wide with a 16′ ceiling) I made sure to spray it by some of the other offices as to not make it obvious where it came from. I called 2 of my co-workers over to ask them if they smelled anything in the hallway… The second they opened the door I knew I had made a horrible mistake. It generated a sort of vacuum as they flung the door open, wafting a tidal wave of what can only be accurately described as pure 100% feces back into the offices. They didn’t make it out of the doorway before stopping dead in their tracks, covering their faces and gagging. They freaked. Started making a big ruckus shouting ‘oh my god’ etc. at this point several more co-workers come to check out what all the fuss is about and I remember hearing the exact moment the putrid scent overcame them. They were in another room when it hit them – I couldn’t believe how far it had made it’s way in so little time. It took every single fiber of my existence to keep from laughing because this goes beyond ‘office pranks’. I was battling overwhelming feelings of pure hysterical joy, and fear… fear that I would be terminated from my job if anyone found out it was me. Then, my worst fear came to life as my boss came over to see what everyone was freaking out about. Before he could say anything another co-worker opened the hallway door to inspect again – the draft as the door opened sent a second wave. Somehow the scent had grown even more powerful, this time it was driving people away. My boss stuck his head out the door and immediately slammed the door shut, ran back to his office and called the property manager for the building and told him a pipe had burst somewhere and was leaking sewage somewhere in the building. I NEARLY DIED when I heard him on the phone.I bought this with the intentions of pranking people but now I am re-evaluating my life choices. This basically smells like someone took a s*** in a bottle, shook it around with some hot water and sold it – it’s SO authentic.Absolutely recommend for the pranksters at heart, but take heed my warning: this is for the big leagues.

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  51. Alex –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Does what is says

    The product name is a fair description, the apartment is horrid

  52. Big Boss –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Doesn’t smell as strong as I thought it would

    I tried using this outdoors however and it rained soon after so perhaps the weather played a part in it, but the smell is just like a regular sewage pipe not really like carrion.

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  53. sportymic –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha

    It works

  54. Mary Pierce –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Made from the bowels of the most unimaginable horrendous creature

    I ordered this to prank a guy in my office and let me tell you, this stuff did not disappoint!! I’ve never laughed so hard in my life!!!When I first got the bottle, I did the thing I highly recommend you don’t and opened it to take a whiff. After a 1 second inhale I almost dropped the bottle, and spent the next 10 minutes gagging and hanging my head over my trashcan trying to do so discretely as to not bring attention to myself and ruin my prank. This was super hard though since every time I thought the feeling had passed my mind went back to that traumatizing smell and I felt the need to put the trashcan back near me.I can only describe the smell as similar to the products of a first time colon cleaning session when all of the contents that have been living on the sides of your colon are expelled and look like baby multicolored octopuses. (if you’ve never looked up colonblow.com you are welcome)It smells like the worst baby diaper imaginable mixed with a little death. The only thing that can make this stench worse would be spraying it in a warm room where the scent tends to linger longer and almost catches in your throat causing a non-stop gag reflex reaction.I walked in his office and acted like I was looking for something behind him. When he turned around, I sprayed it in front of him (out of his sight) and planned to hang out and catch his reaction, but I immediately had to evacuate for fear the particles would infest themselves inside my clothing and leave me to gag for the remainder of the day.It only took a few seconds for him to react. Being a normally professional business lady, I think that he was in shock that I would “crop dust” him so I could tell from my viewing post around the corner that he was trying his hardest to not react out loud. He started fanning the room, looking all around, with this look of amazement and horror on his face that had me in tears. But, then once the whiff hit him good and the stench seemed to have rose to his face level, he immediately jumped up to run out the room, tripping over the corner of his desk, pulling half of the items off it with him and he continued to crawl into the hallway in a desperate attempt to escape. It looked like a scene from the Walking Dead where a Zombie is grasping at the air trying to get to safe ground with one arm outreached.I instantly resorted to a SUPER loud historical laugh and the video that another co-worker caught is saturated with my obnoxious cackle along with a few “f bombs”, “are you okay?”s and “do you need to go to the hospital”. We had to open all of the windows in our office, spray some other spray and turn the air on to circulate it (it’s cold today). It only lasted about 10 minutes, which was more than enough and we were thankful it dissipated rather quickly.I wanted to get a few other folks, but I will certainly be doing so in an open area.This stuff would clear a room faster than a fire alarm. It was well worth every penny spent.On another note, I got a text from my husband yesterday afternoon, who I share an Amazon account with. It was a screen shot that said “Shipped: your Amazon package with Liquid Ass will be delivered…” ba ha ha ha. He underlined the name and said “ummm wtf did you buy”? Ha ha ha!!

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  55. allen greenlund –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    It started as an innocent prank and I almost lost my job.

    Not sure if I should rate this product a 1 or 5. It started as an innocent prank and I almost lost my job. I work in a remote location for weeks at time. Pranks are a regular mainstay to help maintain the sanity through the isolation and separation from families. For the first event I initially spritzed a rag with 3 squirts and placed it in my coworker’s office. The smell was quite strong. By the next morning when we arrived for work the smell had significantly dissipated. I removed the rag and the smell went away within a few hours. Everybody that was in on the joke laughed and made fun of his obvious lower intestinal issue and I let him in on what I had done. I then had a lapse in judgement. I have always known that when pranking at work it’s vital that you know your audience. I gave the bottle to one of co-workers and said “have fun”. That’s when the havoc began. Two days later I returned from lunch, and when I opened my office door the smell hit me like a semi-truck. WHAM, I began dry heaving immediately. I quickly shut the door to try and contain the silent turd cloud. The foul smell crept throughout the entire office complex like an invisible fetid death fog spilling from a lake of rotten sewage. I began to panic knowing my manager would soon gain purchase of the putrid smell infecting the entire building. I entered the office and fought the dry heaves in an exasperated effort to find the source and remove it. I was unable to muster the constitution to remain in the polluted stink vapor. I was soon overcome with a primal involuntary urge to hurl my undigested lunch and was compelled to exit immediately. I went to the person I had given license to funkify my office and demanded that he remove the source of the stench. Once he had double bagged the items he had generously sprayed with the Liquid Ass. We opened the office and waited for the obscene fragrance of decaying rhino ass to diminish. Soon the site manager came strolling by asking why the windows were open and proclaiming “It’s cold in here”. He promptly shut the windows. That’s when he caught a whiff of the horrible scent and began to wave his hands in the air with his head dodging back and forth looking like he was trying to evade a swarm of killer bees. Grimacing with obvious disgust he asked, “Did the toilets overflow again?”. I promptly responded that we had an “incident”, but it was under control. I had narrowly avoided further scrutiny. One hour, then 2 hours, then 3 hours past and the smell didn’t diminish. We left the door open for the night and upon arrival the next morning and found the foul stench endured. We sprayed Lysol, Febreeze, and few other odor masking agents to no avail. Day 2 arrived and the smell persisted. Knowing that I would soon be ending my shift and that my replacement would find no humor in having to work in an office with the smell of festering super sewage, I began to panic. Not wanting to see me lose gainful employment, the team rallied. We found carpet squares in a storage locker and spent the afternoon removing the old carpet, deep cleaning, and installing the new carpet. The renovation and exasperated cleaning effort was completed last night, and the faint essence of old man ass still hangs in the air. USE WITH CAUTION, this stuff is powerful. The poison is in the dose.

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  56. Steve and Gail Ganey –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Works Wonders

    Need a table quick? Need someone to move? This is the perfect scent of a blowed out bathroom 🚽! Will not let you down. 😂

    3 people found this helpful

  57. KP –

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    It stinks

    I was very sketched because most fart sprays just smell bad but this smells like horrible diarrhea definitely recommend for pranks

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  58. Amazon Customer –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Almost got me kicked out of college

    I brought this to my classroom in college one day. I dared a classmate to go spray the professor’s desk. He grabbed it and walked that way but instead sat it near the whiteboard.I forgot about it but about 20 minutes after the lecture began, the professor grabbed the bottle thinking it was a spray bottle for the whiteboard. Professor gave it a few good sprays right on the board. The next thing you know Professor ran out of the classroom.5 minutes later he came walking back with a security guard. Apparently he told the security guard there was a horrible smell in our classroom and went to get a key for a completely different classroom. He had every student move to the other classroom. I felt bad after we moved and apologized to him. He actually laughed about it after I told him.

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  59. Rick Hopkins –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Let the fun begin

    Word of warning: this is powerful! Will clear a room in no time! Tons of fun!!

  60. Kim –

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This is so funny

    I’d suggest wearing a latex glove & carry zip lock bags or a regular grocery bag to put it in after spraying cause your hands & pockets will stink like a sewer. Sprayed in class during a test & the instructor had the whole room go outside as they insisted the plumber check out what the smell was. The plumber said the sewer pipe bursted . Little did they know it was just a couple sprays of liquid ass ! The heads turning after smelling this is hilarious. Glad that this aren’t too overpriced . These bottles can last for years . Wish they could figure out how to spray without having hands & pocket smelling. It would also be nice having this in a not so obvious perfume bottle.

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